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Period Pals

Period Pals are two or more women who receive "nature's gift" at the same time.

Usually they hang out with each other, participating in activities one normally does alone when on their period; such as watching Leonardo DiCaprio movies in the fetal position or complaining about how the cramps this month are worse than any other woman's ever experienced in the history of menstruation.
Sue: Tom invited me out to dinner, but I had to decline because I'm on the rag.

May: Really? Why, Sue, it looks like we're Period Pals this week! Want to come over to my place and eat some Cherry Garcia ice cream? I think the Sex and the City movie is on on demand tonight.

Sue: I think you know the answer to that.
Period Pals by Kapu Wolf November 21, 2009
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rated x period 

A child hood slang term used for the movies we were not allowed to watch as children....
hey mom what are you watching?
uh uhh ooohhh ahh ask your father aaaahhhggg gooood !!
what is it daddy whats all that noise???
nevermind sone its rated x period.

period pants 

pants females save for wearing when they have their period.....not white or any other light colour, in case they have a leak (which they will)
My sisters each keep a drawer full of period pants, dark underwear and black and brown slacks
period pants by Jake February 28, 2004
The worst thing that could have ever happened to humans
I got my period today.
Period by Off the D August 1, 2017

periodic seizureistic 

A male period.
It is John's time of the month, he is having a 'periodic seizureistic'.
periodic seizureistic by King_Taco February 14, 2009

period buddies 

A period buddy is a girl who has their period at the same time as another girl
Girl 1: omg guess wat I'm on my period
Girl 2: really??? So am I!!!
Girl 3: duuuuude so am I
All girls: period buddies forever!!!!
period buddies by the drax May 31, 2015

PERIODYT 

The more boujee stupid version of PERIODT or PERIODT. Girls use this for stupid shit when they think they’re right or got the best of someone.
“That’s why you look like a lightbulb PERIODYT!”
PERIODYT by OopsImKhaliyah April 26, 2019