Chasing Pavements

To apply body lotion to another person's back in a sexual manner

"I was totally chasing pavements with Rod last night"

by IamATotalMoron October 2, 2008

Ate The Pavement

To Purposely Trip and Forcefully Land with your face in a womens genitalia

Carl; The other day i saw a beautiful women sun bathing on the beach , so i headed that direction and totally tripped and ate her pavement

Owen; DAMN SON, you totally Ate the pavement

by TARZAN GOES BAM January 6, 2011

Penthouse and Pavement

Sweat my youth away
With the rules we have to play
Speeding through your magazine
Pistol, pavement, no T.V.
Talk and talk
No time, night time
Burnt inside

Here comes the daylight, here comes my job
Uptown in the penthouse or downtown with the mob
Here comes the night time, here comes my role
Goodbye to the pavement, hello to my soul

Now here comes my job
Credit, bleeding with the mob
Dreams become ideals
No one knows the way I feel
Love to love
Daytime, right time
All my life

Here comes the daylight, here comes my job
Uptown in the penthouse or downtown with the mob
Here comes the night time, here comes my role
Goodbye to the pavement, hello to my soul

Feel safe in the crowd
An no one admits they're crying aloud
My career fits like a glove
Knowing no orders can come from above
Work and work
Full time, part time
Anytime at all

As you face the wall
God make it this time or never at all
Before your chance has gone
Captain this lead role and you'll be the one
Shine and shine
This time, my time
Make me free at last

Penthouse and Pavement

by Death Menace December 20, 2022

Pavevisionment

noun -

1. when a pedestrian transfixes his stare on the pavement half a metre in front of him
2. a common ocular gait, prefered by students who do not wish to acknowledge passers-by who they know but would rather not stop and talk to.
3. pavevisionment may be inadvertent or intentional depending on the eyesight or social skills of the user.
4. pavevisionment is of critical import for those with deficient eyesight, who cannot identify potential friends when looking ahead normally and do not want to cause offence by failing to acknowledge them.
5. MJ's former strategy before successful laser eye surgery

adj -

"pavevisionmental", to adopt the ocular gait to heightened levels

Jared: Mate I saw you outside the library looking pavevisionmental.

Tom: Yeah I know, I needed to get to lectures and didn't have time or the inclination to stop and engage in trite fooltalk with anyone.

Jared: Nice!

by Gary Vert May 20, 2009

pavement sample

A sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.

Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar.

Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.

by jamison23 September 30, 2009

Pavel Van

A game where you shout the word 'Pavel' every time you see a Caravan.

If you see a Caravan Park, you shout 'Pavel Park'.
The aim is to be the first to spot one and shout out.
1 Point for Pavel and 10 Points for Pavel Park.

John : "Pavel"
Dan : "Damn it!"
John : "One nil!"

Dan : "Pavel Van"
John : "ahh boo"
Dan : "Ha ha, Ten one!"

by Dan10inch July 2, 2011

pavelitis

When a male gets high levels of testosterone and starts yelling and screaming at everyone. He gets highly physical and will try to swing if you push him to that point. When a male suffers from Pavelitis his body gets erect and his face looks like he wants to kill you or take a fat dump. This is common in teenage boys who lay in bed all day playing FIFA.

Mom: Will you get me milk for my cereal

Boy: I aint your slave! stop telling me what to do

Bystander: Dont worry hes just suffering from Pavelitis

*Brother taps his hat*

boy: WTF! did I tell you to touch my hat?! huh? huh?

*punches him in the face *

Mom: Ugh there goes his Pavelitis again

by PRG123 June 29, 2015