peter parker

a young boy who is also my husband!

person 1: yo whys peter parker so leng bro
person 2: bro idfk

person 1: tf you mean you don’t know
person 2: man idfk who peter parker is

by lengstyll March 24, 2022

Peter Parker Moment

A “Peter Parker Moment” or “PPM” is when you try to do the right thing, but it just ends up blowing up in your face. Making you worse off than if you just chose to be a worse person in the moment.

Guy 1: “Man, Stacy dumped me because I was late to another date!”
Guy 2: “Why we’re you late?”
Guy 1: “There was this cat stuck in a tree, so I went to go save it and it took like 15 minutes.”
Guy2: “Aw, I’m sorry, man. What a Peter Parker Moment.”

by Ezra Bergenstein January 19, 2022

Christian Parker Henry

-Fake hoodman

-Wrinkly ass
-Poohshiesty mask never comes off

Christian Parker Henry is very wrinkly

by Dustbucket1 May 6, 2022

Addison parker

Addison will help you through things łes funny as shit kinda annoying and likes online games in general and pulls bitched but doesnt admit it

Addison parker the spider man

by Addi the baddi September 1, 2022

Pulling a parker

to hold the pipe until every one is quiet

Give me the damn pipe. your pulling a parker

by Dasmoney October 19, 2009

national poke parker’s tit day

april 29 of every four years poke a parker’s tits.

I poked parker’s tits bro. it’s national poke parker’s tit day hype chad.national poke parker’s tit day.

by parker’s bf April 29, 2019

Laura Jane Parker

Laura Jane parker. A girl who took your world by storm and you never looked back. She has the sweetest of smiles and an even sweeter heart. Creative and funny, goofy and cute, she makes the day seem all that little bit brighter when you're around her. You could never get tired of a Laura Jane Parker. If you are ever lucky enough to come across such a girl, just remember one thing, she deserves a wolrd full of happiness and nothing less. Treat her how you'd like to be treated yourself. You've stumbled upon a one in a million type of person. "Fuzzy" comes to mind when you think of Laura Jane Parker.

Hey that girl got some serious ninja skills, nah, that's just Laura Jane parker.

by Goofball95 November 23, 2021