Parkston

A name for someone who comes from Pakistan, or a sweaty Arab.

Boy 1: My dad decided to buy another shop for my many cousins to look after.
Boy 2: You stupid parkston!

by lololol Cameron January 17, 2009

parasitic twin

In medical circles can refer to twin reversed arterial perfusion, or a subset of conjoint (siamese) twins. Two fetusii develop conjoined, but one (the parasite) does not fully develop and is wholly dependent on his host brother.

In team management refers to a redundant slacker who performs an identical, complete subset of the effort performed by a more capable worker.

a: we have the same job! we're like siamese twins!

b: nah, I do twice as much. you're a parasitic twin

by justsomerandomdude October 14, 2009

parasmitic

Describing behavior that is both parasitic and smitten (a portmanteau of both words); often answered with unexpressed revulsion by the object of the leeching affection, thus enabling subsequent parasmitic behavior. Expressed revulsion will frequently dislodge the parasite, thus leaving only unrequited affection.

Her overseas Facebook stalker was merely annoying until he booked a flight to her home town and announced his arrival, assuming he should stay at her place. She decided the racking sound of a 12 gague would dampen his parasmitic ambitions. Nonetheless, he continued to make phallic banana jokes.

by JK@M9 January 27, 2011

parbs

Points, assists, rebounds, blocks, and steals.

Damn, Curry got parbs last night.

Westbrook can average a double par (points, assists, and rebounds), but one does not simply average double parbs.

Harden was droppin' parbs last night.

by Crayraythetyrone April 4, 2017

Parashitting

When you shit yourself while parachuting.

Guy 1: "Oh man, I think I'm parashitting myself!"
Guy 2: "What? I can't hear you!"

by zephwynder June 12, 2018

Parasex

Short term for paranormal sexual encounters

Last night i was doing A paranormal investigation at the Local grave yard

When i encountered a spirit who wished to have parasex with me,
Needless to say it was one of the most wild paranormal sexual encounters i had ever experienced.

by muoss July 11, 2019

parastesh

parastesh is the girl that turns heads in the hallways as she walks past but doesnt realize it. shes beautiful in way that no one else is. she has dark brown hair and brown eyes that have the colour of chocolate in them. her skin is olive and soft and she has light brown freckles all over.
she is the smart girl that you know but also the most daring and bold. she is confident but also shy at times.
she will do anything to make her friends happy and she is very forgiving.
(based of my best friend Parastesh)

Parastesh finished the question perfectly and got them all right. she smiled radiantly. (:

by ouwabscsavyiefq;o March 28, 2021