Kaoss Pad

A piece of electronic musical equipment used by musicians to create a limited variety of bleeps and basic drum patterns.

It's first entry into popular culture was its appearance on Muse singer Matt Bellamy's guitar.

However, the Kaoss Pad has now become a symbol for spoilt rich kids who got a guitar for christmas and "want to sound like Muse". Some even spend vast amount of money actually installing the pad into their guitar at a custom guitar shop.

Later, they realise that it's use as a musical instrument is in fact incredibly limited and will discard it after several days of fiddling with "that Supermassive Black Hole noise" the pad can make.

Spoilt rich kid- hey, I just got a learner guitar for Christmas and can only play Wonderwall on it. Ah well, I'll just go out and buy a £200 Kaoss Pad, that'll make me just sound like Matt Bellamy from Muse!

Friend- But surely you want to learn guitar properly first and then build your own original guitar sound and style before spending £200 on a piece of shoddily made metal.

Spoilt rich kid- NOOOOOOOO! MUUUUUUUUUUUUSE! *growls* supermassive black hoooooooooooooooole!

by CharlieGiggles August 26, 2009

Launch Pad

A place where u and friends hang out or pregame before u go out to the club/ bar or party.

Hey man where is the launch pad this weekend.

by Shaun L. December 9, 2008

Crack Pad

Any absorbant device used to sop up vaginal excretions during a female's (or in some cases a male's) menstrual cycle.

Scott's dog Wheezze was found chewing on his crack pad.

by Samael April 22, 2006

Batsy Pad

A winged-type sanitary napkin decorated to look like a Bat, the flying mammal.

Around Halloween, my girl likes to wear Batsy Pads when her batcave is bleeding.

by Onez&Zeros June 19, 2011

slam pad

A room in a building, specifically a bedroom, which is perfect for sex. The atmosphere of the room, the decorations, the lighting, the smell, all put you in the mood and increase your chances of getting laid.

David's bedroom was such a slam pad. He had incense burning, a black light, a lava lamp, a comfy bed, and Pink Floyd's, Dark Side of the Moon was playing on his cd player. It took all of my willpower to not mount him on the spot.

by sngnyrslp September 14, 2011

bang pad

A bang pad is a kickass bachelor flat, which is mainly used to bang slutty chicks (source: Archer)

"We'll need a bang pad, just like Archer's flat".

by Sterling_Aaarcher January 29, 2014

slug with a brillo pad hat.

a nicely trimmed pussy, where the lips are cleanly shaven but there is some hair left up top.....kinda like a landing strip.

I got down with the slug with the brillo pad hat.

by J.F. February 12, 2003