shite and onions

Possibly akin to the German expression translated "shit with mustard!" It exaggerates the repugnance of shit by evoking the image of eating it. With mustard, or with onions, either expression is amusing and ... well ... distasteful.

Found in "Ulysses" by James Joyce: "O! Mr Dedalus cried, giving vent to a hopeless groan. Shite and onions! That'll do, Ned. Life is too short."

by Little Ray d'Sunshine January 19, 2016

onion bag

Football term for the goal. More specifically the net hanging off the goalposts. (soccer if you're american)

'The purchase Agogo dealt on his effort was frightening. He spanked it clean into the back of the onion bag. His goal was a proper hum-dinger and no mistake.'

by thee old boozerooney May 5, 2005

Onion Turtle

A first generation starter Pokémon commonly known by "bulbasaur"

Yo check out the cp on my onion turtle

by JerkinGomer August 1, 2016

Onikavoodoo

Onikavoodoo ( also written out like Onika voodoo) is the bad karma you get for speaking poorly of Onika Tanya Maraj, also more commonly know as Nicki Minaj. There have been many influencers and artist that have suffered the consequences that comes from Onikavoodoo. Some people do not think it’s not real. Speak disrespectfully on Nicki Minaj and you just might witness Onikavoodoo first hand.

Person #1: Gurl did you see how (artist)’s album flopped?!

Person #2: Yes gurl. That’s what they get for speaking bad about Nicki Minaj. That’s Onikavoodoo for you

by I Tell The Whole Real Truth July 1, 2021

Brown Onion Syndrome

The life-long remorse suffered when you turn down a guaranteed fuck with a random girl, just because she is the Brown Onion of her group of friends, and you worry what your friends will say.

God I wish I just nailed that pig in 1992 when I had the chance. I've got serious Brown Onion Syndrome now.

by Lord_Cunnington November 22, 2011

onica

One of a kind.

There is only one Onica.

by Chickabee December 19, 2016

onion smuggler

A person with smelly armpits reminiscent of the acrid odor of onions. As in, a person who smells as if he/she were illegally transporting onions in their armpits.

Man, I was gagging the whole way home from work. I got stuck sitting next to an onion smuggler on the bus.

by Peter Doubt September 28, 2007