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Tibbe test

The Tibbe test is a test one uses to measure the thickness of a penis by using a toilet paper roll. You simply try to put your erected penis through the hole on the toilet paper roll. If the penis stops because of massive girth, you have passed the tibbe test and you have the penis of a champion, girth wise. If the penis goes right through, you have failed. And if the penis doesn't stop, nor comes out the other end, you have failed in an epic way.
Roy: So bro, did you pass the tibbe test?

Steve: Yeah, I had no chance getting my beast in that thing. It stopped right at the beginning.
Roy: Wow, you must be really well hung, a real BWC.
by Captain Kenneth BWC January 16, 2015
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curb test

A test you give a girl to determine whether or not she's old enough to have sex with. Basically you sit her on a curb, and if her feet touch the ground you're good to go. It's really just a joke...nobody has ever been known to actually use this with the exception of R. Kelly.
Until Aaliyah could pass the curb test, R. Kelly had to settle for a good ol' date with Jill every night.
by Nick D November 11, 2003
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piss test

A drug test where urine collection is the method for testing for drug use
Damnit...off to juvey...I failed my piss test again
by Klepto May 20, 2003
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The Mulaney Test

The Mulaney Test is the informal name of the "worse word" scenario outlined in John Mulaney's hit 2012 standup special "New in Town." Mulaney describes a situation in which he is writing for an awards show and uses the word "midget" in a script. Mulaney is confronted by network personnel and told that he "can't put the word midget on TV" because "'Midget' is as bad as the 'n-word" to which Mulaney retorts "First off: no. No, it's not! "Do you know how I know it's not," I said to him, "is because we’re saying the word 'midget,' and we’re not even saying what the 'n-word' is!"

Finally, Mulaney offers The Mulaney Test succinctly: If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won’t even say one of them? That's the worse word.
Z: Man, the boss said some wild shit earlier.
J: Like what?
Z: Well, he was talking about Indians and some other shit I can even say out loud.
J: Oh wow
Z: Yeah, I don't know which was worse
J: Well, per The Mulaney Test, the stuff you won't say out loud was worse.
by PineapplePizza117 July 4, 2022
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Benchmark test

A dumb test that has nothing to do with what you learned or studied for, for the past 2 weeks
i studied geometry for 2 weeks strait but instead of a geometry benchmark test they gave me a calculus benchmark test.
by it cant be November 4, 2020
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test-fuck

To "test-fuck" is to have sex with somebody for evaluatory purposes. You can test-fuck somebody to determine if you'd like to fuck them in the future. You can also test-fuck someone for a friend.
"I think you're pretty foxy, let's test-fuck to see if we're sexually compatible"

"I am coming to New York next month, why don't you test-fuck a few hotties for me, and find me someone suitable?"

"I thought Leroy was pretty cute, but after our mediocre test-fuck I decided he wasn't worth a second date"
by xgrrl888 May 3, 2012
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unit test

Its when you do a package test on your date to verify she is not a tranny.
Phil's date was beautiful, but she had a deep voice, so he decided to do a unit test before he kissed her.
by RogueEngineer December 24, 2013
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