Shitfart Daily

Shitfart daily is my podcast

"you should go listen to my podcast called 'shitfart daily'"

by I love to eat markers July 26, 2024

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daily dozen

Something your girlfriend wont talk about.

Girl: I wish I finished my daily dozen today.
Guy:what's that.
Girl: you know

by Fiendy boy August 4, 2016

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A rubbish tabloid rag which is sensationalist, spreads fake news and conspiracy theories. They are the same newspaper who believed that the moon landing was a CIA hoax, claims that the 9/11 was an inside job and that the bible predicted it, says that an asteroid is approaching the planet earth and that the end of the world is upon us every month. They even claimed that Aliens are coming and created article on how to protect your brain from mind control. They say that using a 'thought screen helmet' prevents aliens from performing any kind of mental control over us. I wouldn't reccomend reading this paper if you are concerned with reliable information because this paper will just end up shoving conspiracy claptrap in your head if you are easily brainwashed.

'Daily Star are a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists and doom mongers'

by UltimateDoge February 21, 2021

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grind on a daily

Working towards something everyday, until you achieve it

I used to grind on a daily at McDonalds to get this car

by S!ma December 3, 2017

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daily usage limit

What MySpace puts in place to stop spammers by limiting how many comments, friend requests, and messages a person can send in a given day or timeframe.

Basically it's MySpace's way of saying "get the fuck off and get a fucking life"

*person tries to send a message*
Person: sounds great, see you there
MySpace: Warning, you have exceeded your daily usage limit
Person: fuck you Tom

by applealex February 7, 2010

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