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Lightning Bolt

A bowel movement so long that it touches bottom without finishing, in the manner that a normal lightning bolt connects the sky and the ground.
<Abnormalboy> and then zeus shat a lightning bolt.
<Carface> I did that today, felt like I was passing a baby. Then there was naught but a tower of poo.
by Carzand December 14, 2008
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to be struck by lightning

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany
President Barack Obama needs to be struck by lightning when it comes to US Foreign Policy
by Sexydimma June 27, 2015
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to be struck by lightning

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany
by Sexydimma December 10, 2014
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Ride the lightning

To do anything crazy, creative, spontaneous, or original. Also awesome T-shirt brand that has the best t-shirts, that if worn correctly will make the user an aphrodisiac to all opposite sex.
Johnny wanted to ride the lightning, so he backfliped off the cliff to his death.
by Slinky Jim June 15, 2012
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ball lightning

Dude, your shit just got fucked up like ball lightning!
by Sniper May 13, 2005
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Lightning McQueened

You'll know you're gonna get "Lightning McQueened" when the person you really like friendzones you faster than you can even say "kachow"
me: *got lightning mcqueened*

hell I just wanted to be friends with them. they didn't have to friendzone me in the first place :/
by Hbbunny63 May 20, 2021
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Lightning Party

Lightning Party - When the staff at a facility have a party because the lightning alarm has sounded causing them to close the facility to the public, but since they cannot leave they resort to fun and games until receiving an all clear. They normally still get paid during this time.

A lightning party typically refers to persons working at an aquatic or outdoor facility, such as - and especially lifeguards. These facilities are equipped with lightning alarms, and when it signals that there is lightning in the area the personel close the facility but still continue to work their shifts. Since they have nothing to do they party until an all clear is given, or it´s time to go.
The lightning alarm went off, so the lifeguards are having a lightning party until the system says all clear.
by calidreamin June 11, 2014
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