vegas vacation

When you wake up married and a few months later you find out you're pregnant. The marriages usually last about 24 hours or the length of the vacation and then you two part your ways and we get another single mom raising a kid without a father.

Damn girls..I don't know whether to consider my vegas vacation good cause I got married or bad because I'm having a baby without any type of father.

by Angela from Chicopee June 9, 2005

poor man's vacation

Getting drunk or high. You may not have the money to go to Disneyland, but for twenty bucks you can get shitfaced enough that you won't care.

c.f. Ani DiFranco "My Country Tis of Thee"

Haven't seen Dog all week. Where he at?

He on the poor man's vacation.

by Goso September 28, 2011

Pre-Vacation Depression

When you’ve been excited for your planned Vacation for months, but as your vacation nears you already are sad about how it’s almost over. (Also referred to as Pre-trip Depression)

Daniel: Dude why are you looking down in the dumps?

Henry: Well, it's just that I'm going to Disney World in a week.

Daniel: Well, isn’t that something you should be happy about?

Henry: No! Can’t you see that if I go to Disney World in a week I have nothing to be looking forward for? I won’t have a vacation in years. I have Pre-vacation Depression

by JustDon'tPlease July 19, 2018

American Greed Vacation

This is the type of vacation that rich people take. They do not go to see the sights of the place they are visiting but to "relax" (except maybe to golf) and spend most of the vacation stuffing their faces with fancy food or drinking gallons of wine and lounging around the hotel or possibly the beach or pool. Generally the kinds of people who go to the same place all the time and have no appreciation for what a real vacation is.

When you go to Hawaii you see a lot of people in the resort areas on American Greed Vacations.

by New English January 10, 2009

vacation dick

A large/huge penis that one is unable to receive on a regular basis (due to pain,discomfort, tenderness ).

Girl: "OMG, I hooked up w/ a vacation dick last night & today my pussy's so sore. Can't see him for awhile again!"

Boyfriend dick

by Joynucci May 14, 2016

vacation dick energy

Originally derived from big dick energy, vacation dick energy describes the swagger or panache displayed by someone with extreme confidence (but not cockiness) while on vacation. VDE, as it is commonly referred can be difficult to describe but those in its presence can sense it. If you're not familiar with this feeling you have likely not yet experienced it.

The young man radiated vacation dick energy on his trip to Florida. While his looks resembled that of Howard Stern, he radiated the energy of someone with the looks of Brad Pitt.

by vacation boys anonymous March 19, 2019

New Jersey Vacation

A term used to imply you murdered someone, similar to sleeping with the fishes.

Mike: Hey Tony, did you take care of our noisy friend?
Tony: Yea, I sent him on a New Jersey Vacation.

by Bernie_Bro_2020 August 10, 2017