Nuclear bomb 

Anything I want.

Nuclear bomb or nuke is like saying I have...(the sentence goes on) it's also a tobacco piece.

Nuclear bomb by Philosophical _kitten April 22, 2018

Nuclear Cameleon 

n. 1)When any person tries to blend in with their surroundings (friends, social groups, hardcore niggas, ubahleet noob pwners) and just ends up destroying everything important and making themself look like a fool in this futile attempt.

2) An exploding lizard.

1) Jarrod: Dude, that bitch claims he is awesome at FPS's when in reality he sucks and justs ends up fucking everything up and getting us killed.

Joey: Yeah, that fag is a straight nuclear cameleon.

2) Steve: OMFG! THAT NUCLEAR CAMELEON IS GONNA EXPLODE!! BLEEEEH!

Nuclear Cameleon by BonkersFilly August 1, 2009

nuclear waist 

A very large stomach, not necessarily on an obese person.

If you eat the way you're eating, sooner or later you're gonna get nuclear waist.

nuclear waist by pentozali April 1, 2010

Nuclear Peach 

When a mans huge penis, demolishes a nice soft pussy.

Girl 1: " Omg! I had the most roughest sex last night!"
Girl 2: " Well at least you didn't get a Nuclear Peach last night, my vagina feels terrible!"

Nuclear Peach by Apples12345 June 20, 2011

Nuclear Whore Head 

the occasion in which a woman is giving a man a blowjob, and while doing so, accidentally chokes and proceeds to vomit while the man's penis is still in her mouth

Guy 1: I had the worst night last night.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I picked up a girl at the club and she gave me a nuclear whore head.
Guy 2: That's fuckin' nasty!

Nuclear Whore Head by Iron Balls 69 May 28, 2013

nuclear bunker ass 

Exaggerating the fact that a person is so fat that his/her ass can be used as a bunker during times of a nuclear apocalypse.

"Shit mate! I heard WWIII is gonna start soon!"
"Naah, we'll be just fine mate! No need to fear when Danny's nuclear bunker ass is here!"

nuclear bunker ass by F-Bomb Thiru May 4, 2017

Nuclear Fisting 

The act of pulling out of a girl's asshole and then mc fisting her until your hand smells like a nuclear bomb.

I heard screams in my friend's room and opened his door to catch him Nuclear Fisting is Girlfriend.

Nuclear Fisting by Lenny The Cow June 17, 2017