A normal Italian Stallion by day, who transforms into a vampire at the stroke of midnight. May suck up to 7 pints of blood in one night. Count Fankula is rumored to lurk the streets of Agawam and nearby towns at dusks searching for his next victims. If bitten by County, apply directly to the forehead, which is ice, which is what you need to apply, to your forehead, and also, maybe the general area of the bite, which is what you need to do, if you were bitten, you apply ice, to those areas, that i mentioned, there's two, which are areas,, which you need to apply ice to, if you were bitten, by the Count Fankula.
by Marcvp August 31, 2007
Get the Count Fankulamug. Person 1: Oh man, I don't have enough for the pizza.
Person 2: It's all good, I did a quick body count and I got $10.
Person 2: It's all good, I did a quick body count and I got $10.
by Clever-Feller November 23, 2010
Get the Body Countmug. the full count is a variation on the shocker. the pinky and ring finger are inserted into a woman's ass while the middle finger, index finger, and thumb of the same hand are inserted into her vagina. this is called a full count because of the distribution of the fingers, three in one hole, two in the other. it is a reference to a three ball, two strike count in baseball, called a full count. the term is also appropriate because the woman, upon the execution of the full count, is full of fingers. you must be especially dexterous to perform the full count. it requires an awkward and difficult positioning of the fingers.
the expression is used in such a context as: "liam gave katie a full count last night, she was pleasantly surprised at his use of such an expert maneuver".
by charlie March 22, 2005
Get the full countmug. There was this girl named maya, she is a whore
She fucks people over and has no friends
the mf-count means maya friend count and there is usually a 1 or 2 after it because nobody wants to be her friend.
She fucks people over and has no friends
the mf-count means maya friend count and there is usually a 1 or 2 after it because nobody wants to be her friend.
by John Smith February 22, 2005
Get the mf-countmug. "Nancy: Hey Brian, it looks like The Count's come out to play"
"Karen: For Gods sake Craig, i can see your Dooku from here.
Craig: I like to put it on show. I like the attention i get."
"Morgan Freeman: Everybody run! It's Count Dooku!"
"Karen: For Gods sake Craig, i can see your Dooku from here.
Craig: I like to put it on show. I like the attention i get."
"Morgan Freeman: Everybody run! It's Count Dooku!"
by RandomGuy93 November 14, 2009
Get the Count Dookumug. Did you hear about Mike (Counting Sheep) one night after the bar when he was with his girlfriend in bed.
by Daddy Shep 24 August 28, 2009
Get the Counting Sheepmug. by veryhornyperson December 3, 2021
Get the body countmug.