Fat Nips

A person usually male who has abnormally round nipples. Usually used in jest as an insult.
Phone rings "hey how's it hanging fat nips"
by Stonky B August 22, 2018
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Shrimp Nips

Extraordinarily tiny nipples; most commonly found on women.
"She had some enormous fucking titties, but those shrimp nips were a real dick deflator."
by Shrimp Father May 16, 2019
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milf-nip

The term milf-nip describes a guy that has rugged features, but still maintains a cute, innocent look that makes older women feel compelled to corrupt him or treat him like a son, albeit in a sexual way. He is the milf version of catnip. This adorably manly aura also has similar effect on women his own age.
He looks like a nice piece of milf-nip; I just want to tuck into bed, kiss his forehead and then fuck his innocence away.
by the agitator August 27, 2013
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Seaweed Nips

When an intoxicated man getting sexual pleasure from placing salty seaweed upon each of one's sweaty nipples
Person: Dude, are those seaweed nips?
Dude: Yeah, it makes me feel like Aquaman
by ThE_Bo$s June 07, 2020
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Squid nips

When you go snorkeling and a fish thinks your nipple is a piece of squid. The fish proceeds to then bite said nipple.
You thought I scratched you with my fin when we dove in? No dude, that was a fish bitting you! You got them squid nips brah!
by Squidnips May 14, 2016
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leatheroni nips

When a persons nipples are very long and pointy and have the texture and appearance of leather.
Joeys stepdad Sam had a massive case if leatheroni nips when he was hosing off the petunias.
by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 01, 2013
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Button nips

When a girl's nipples are pushed in slightly giving the appearance of two buttons, often as a result of being overworked or tired, though this can be genetic .
"wow honey, you totally have button nips right now!"

"Shut up, Jason, I fucked your brother"
by Tangothemango October 13, 2020
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