Squid nips

When you go snorkeling and a fish thinks your nipple is a piece of squid. The fish proceeds to then bite said nipple.

You thought I scratched you with my fin when we dove in? No dude, that was a fish bitting you! You got them squid nips brah!

by Squidnips May 14, 2016

hanging nips

Pointy-ended, flabby man boobs.

Private Smith: {removes outer tunic, wearing undershirt only}

Private Jones: Yo, Private Smith, you got hanging nips!

by Lt. Dingo March 5, 2010

crater nips

When nipple's aren't erect they are inverted or sunk into the breast, much like a crater.

"It was so cold last night I got Crater Nips!"

by TheMystic September 26, 2013

Seaweed Nips

When an intoxicated man getting sexual pleasure from placing salty seaweed upon each of one's sweaty nipples

Person: Dude, are those seaweed nips?
Dude: Yeah, it makes me feel like Aquaman

by ThE_Bo$s June 6, 2020

Blister Nips

Sore and engorged nipples.

I need some udder cream I have a horrible case of the blister nips.

He was pulling on my nipple piercings so hard it gave me blister nips.

My dom got a little rough and was smacking my breasts with her riding crop. Those blister nips never felt so painfully good.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

Fat Nips

A person usually male who has abnormally round nipples. Usually used in jest as an insult.

Phone rings "hey how's it hanging fat nips"

by Stonky B August 22, 2018

Ethan Nip

Ethan Nip is also known as nipster the hipster. He’s An awesome dude with a catchphrase “I don’t know” if encountered get a camera, stay far away and talk like an Australian guy y’know the guy on those National Geographic’s he likes to talk a lot but isn’t passionate he’s also a follower who will do anything to fit in ex. Play paper.io if someone else is but he’s mostly a nice dude who likes weird dirty jokes he would also make jokes about Mathew which surprise surprise is his middle name

random guy:Hey look! it's NIPSTER THE HIPSTER at starbucks

Ethan Nip: das where the name comes from
Ethan Nip: stupid not knowing the name lookin ass mother fucka

random guy: FUCK YOU
Ethan Nip: Pops 5 bullets in that motha fucka
Ethan Nip: How do you like me now bitch
*Meme gansta music plays*

by astupidkidwithweirdmemes January 29, 2019