This is why we can't have nice things

1.) The inability to possess quality goods or services.

2.) Shit we can't have.
3.) Used to describe the consequences of an asshole.

1.) "God dammit Schmidt, this is why we can't have nice things."
2.) "He pissed on my desk, this is why we can't have nice things."
3.) "You grabbed her ass, this is why you can't have a nice thing."

by Humping midget January 15, 2011

Nice shot

1. The trademark phrase said by the Wii Sports Announcer that became an earape meme.

2. Something you yell when a friend gets hurt or vice versa.

Player: *scores in Wii Tennis*
Earrape Announcer: "N I C E S H O T !"

Friend: *gets hit with something*
Me: "Nice shot!

by Thundere~Chan April 30, 2019

nice from far, far from nice

Any person (especially a woman) who, from a distance, looks like they are worthy of a portion but upon closer inspection is revealed to be a right swamp-hog. A BOBFOC

Also abbreviated to NFFFFN

Person #1: "Phwooarr! Look at the arse on that sort! I'd give her one.... EURGH! She's got a face like a box of spanners!"

Person #2: "Ha ha! I told you her face was rough. She's nice from far, far from nice "

by 7Kev7 October 20, 2007

A nice big cup of shut the fuck up

BE QUIET ! and stay quiet

1st guy: "Hey dude, can you come out after dark tonight, I mean remember when your mom wouldn't let you go out after 9pm last week, ha ha ha ha !, how you ever gonna pull a girl like that"

2nd guy: "Dude, let me explain, but first lets sit down and have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up"!

by Mullins not Muggins April 14, 2006

Must Be Nice

Used by workplace managers and bosses to lay guilt and shame upon their employee’s vacation plans and/or anything that is not work oriented.

Usually preceded with a "Hmm.." or an "Oh..wow" and sometimes just an eyebrow raise and nod of the head.

-Employee (sheepishly): "So uh, I am thinking of taking an extra day off after Memorial Day for..uh.."
-Boss (sternly): "Oh wow! --- really?...for what?"
-Employee: "Well...something...you know...well I just need that day off."
-Boss: "Hmmm... Must Be Nice

by MScott May 22, 2008

nice touch

Adding nice touch means adding nice detail to something

-your nails look nice
- yes i added sparkles
- nice touch

by Sweetheartxoxo October 23, 2015

She Seems Nice

This can be used nicely or not nicely.
1. When a person actually seems nice and approves
2. By saying this, they actually mean 'No, we don't approve'
It all depends on the tone of voice

1.) "I like her, she seems nice."

2.) "Umm, She seems nice"

by Twichikd98 November 15, 2009