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Neil

Neil’s been through so much, but he’s only let those experiences improve him. When you trust each other, the love he shares is stronger than anyone else you’ll meet, and you’ll never regret opening up to him. Treat each other with respect and you’ll be lifelong friends, no matter what else happens.
If goon and greatness could be mashed up into one word, it’d be Neil.
by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023
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neil a

when you save up your nut for a long time and then you shoot it so high it nearly breaks through the ceiling and lands on the moon (like Neil Armstrong).
shit bro i haven't nutted in a while. had a neil a last night. shit went stupid fuckin high dawg.
by lilshrimpgang69 November 19, 2019
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Neil

The smartest and sweetest guy you will ever meet. Very sociable and loves making new friends. He Is friends with everyone. Is very keen at reading the room. Usually follows the rules but isn't afraid to break them. Let this not fool you as in the inside he secretly plans to rule the world.
"Hey, Dave, did you invite Neil? He's so chill. "
Dave: "All Hail The Coming Of The Destroyer."

"Wtf Dave?"
by Postingcronmain November 24, 2021
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Edmund Neil McLaughlan

Just your friendly London Twat, no other words! He is a boy about 13-14 who plays Minecraft with his amazing friends
“Edmund Neil McLaughlan“ you are a twat who lives in London but somehow we all love him
by Borris sicklton February 10, 2021
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Neil

by anonymous March 11, 2024
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Neil Kumar

Big nosed indian faggot who is a massive neek even though it ends up leading to nothing. Has an extremely active social life and gets all the men (because he is a good looking indian stud). Hobbies include playing with himself from time to time, although it is known that he loves to do the same with other men as well ;)
Stay away from neil kumar
by curryvindaloo1243 July 19, 2019
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neil cicierega

neil cicierega (also known as lemon demon) has made multiple bangers over the past 21 years, including hits such as "two trucks" and "birdfucker" (birdfucker was created under the name grapes and sunshine, and it took him two years to admit to making it. shameful.) he has a wife, ming doyle, and a child who i forgot the name of.
in my opinion, his best lyrics are "sharks exist in real life (woah!)" "skeet skeet to the tweet tweet" and "i laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat but the president never did let me back after that shit, i said, fuck you who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anywho?" (songs in order are Jaws (nature tapes), Birdfucker (no album, can be found on Youtube) and My Trains (nature tapes)
person #1: "do you know who neil cicierega is?"
person #2: "yes, he invented sharks"
by the real patrick bateman January 1, 2024
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