Your nan

Your Nan is a comeback which is not just worse than your mom but more annoying. It is only used by people who were dropped when they were babies as a cheep comeback because they are more brain dead than a hedgehog on a motorway full of fast moving lorries.

Your Nan is in my bead.

by I like planes March 17, 2022

Baifs Nan

Baifs Nan, in other words that relates to an Aboriginal persons nan who gets done on the coffee table on the daily.

Man 1: Holy shit did you see Baifs Nan?!?!
Man 2: Yeah man, she looked fucking nice

Man 1: I would bone her all night

by Trad M8 April 1, 2019

nan fuhrer

A person, normally a nan or nanni who works in a position of authority. They rule with an iron fist, normally having no patience for incompetence. They will not hesitate in dispatching anyone who they feel is hindering their mission.

Did you hear? Nan Fuhrer Beverly just dispatched that poor girl for printing the wrong thing.

by TeessideGuy91 October 30, 2021

nans

shenanigans

I call nans on that story, bro.

by jesusatemysister January 24, 2018

Your nan a man

Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian,your grandpap a trap, and your sister a mister combined negates any no u given and destroys the universe and recreates it in seconds

Me: "Your mom gay lol"
Todd: "No u"
Me: "Your nan a man"
Todd: *erased from existance*

by No u lol May 10, 2018

Nan

Nan is quiet, and acts like she doesn’t care, yet even if you asked her for advice at 12am in the morning, you’d have to wait until the morning because she sleeps basically the whole day. She literally the best friend you could ever ask for, she may not always show it, but you can always count on her to make ur day that much better. Her jokes….only some people get it cause you can mistake her humour for being mean. She’s beautiful inside and out, but I won’t tell her that because gay.

“Is that you’re grandma?”
“Nah that’s my Nan”

by Biggansterghee November 22, 2021

Nan

Best friend you could ask for, but I won’t ever say that too her face. Has a sense of humour that only some people understand. She has a big heart, even though sometimes it seems like she doesn’t and whether she admits it or not, she cares about others a whole lot. Well some people. Whether u need her at 12pm or 12 am, you’ll have to wait for her to wake up because all she does is sleep. She’s someone you would do anything for, aswell as someone who would do anything for you. We all need a Nan, but again I won’t say that to her face cause ew.

“Is that you’re grandma?”
“Nah that’s my nan”

by Biggansterghee November 22, 2021