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mutually assured destruction

"I'd biuld a MAD tank but they're so damn expensive"
by AHHHHHHHHH September 24, 2003
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mutually assured destruction

Basically a Mexican standoff between prominent countries that possess nuclear weapons and have different polictical agendas. Causes the entire world to be gripped in a sort of doomsday fatalism. Also results in peace talks to boil down to a pissing match in which each side takes a "I'll-throw-down-my-gun-if-you-throw-down-your-gun-first" attitude.
In "Beneath the Planet of the Apes" the apes may have survived if they had thier own nukes. The mutant humans wouldn't have used thier nuke because of fear of mutually assured destruction. Which didn't matter anyway, because they all ended up dead, like a bunch of pork rinds.
by Pigeon McNugget October 8, 2003
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Mutual Awesomeness

an awesome bond shared between an awesome girl with the name Ellis(a big raging dykeasaurus), and a chinese transvestite, preferably named Dominic(an awesome kid who isn't where he belongs), of which both of them have equal input'
Look at those two over there, they must be experiencing Mutual Awesomeness.
by chinesetransvestiteandhisbuddy December 15, 2008
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Mutualness

Means the same as mutuality but more correct for internet users.
Enjoy the mutualness of a friendship or a relationship, give and take.
by troyboy4life April 16, 2012
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mutual procrastination

(Noun) The act or process of wasting time or pushing off important things (procrastinating) together with a friend. Should be used when both subjects have things they should be doing instead.
You see those two kids watching YouTube videos in the library? They're engaging in mutual procrastination. They have an exam to study for, but they are wasting each other's time with silly things instead.
by das.sprache.meister March 8, 2015
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mutual transgression

Mutual transgression is simply the law of the universe.
Josh: What's the law of the universe
Sullivan: Mutual Transgression
by Jaymason July 27, 2016
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Mutual Nursing

When two people suck on each other's breasts at the same time
Mutual nursing, like a 69 for tits
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by ziek3411 June 4, 2016
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