L mutual

When your close friend or buddy does some fatherless activities

Friend:ur trash
"L mutual"

by Braindead mf December 13, 2021

Mutual Dicking

The act of two people "screwing over" one another equally.

John complained about his order today, so we gave him a mutual dicking on the shipment of another order.

by ToeSniffer55 January 22, 2025

Advance Mutual

Two ppl wanting to have sex
and date after

Bob: Wanna be my advance mutual?

by Coolgirl102222 May 16, 2022

mutually assured destruction

Basically a Mexican standoff between prominent countries that possess nuclear weapons and have different polictical agendas. Causes the entire world to be gripped in a sort of doomsday fatalism. Also results in peace talks to boil down to a pissing match in which each side takes a "I'll-throw-down-my-gun-if-you-throw-down-your-gun-first" attitude.

In "Beneath the Planet of the Apes" the apes may have survived if they had thier own nukes. The mutant humans wouldn't have used thier nuke because of fear of mutually assured destruction. Which didn't matter anyway, because they all ended up dead, like a bunch of pork rinds.

by Pigeon McNugget October 8, 2003

mutual boner

Is when you give dick to a girl you dont care about but feel like she needs to get piped

I gave that give a mutual boner because she was lonely

by Mehfuck September 29, 2018

mutual transgression

Mutual transgression is simply the law of the universe.

Josh: What's the law of the universe
Sullivan: Mutual Transgression

by Jaymason July 27, 2016

Mutual Bitches

When two people are each others' bitch meaning that they both aim to please and suck each others' dicks off in a metaphorical sense or literal sense.

Chace: chloe is such your lil bitch all she does is agree with ya ass
Haley: nah, I do all her homework so it makes us mutual bitches

by chillcary August 19, 2019