Mummy Dust

Mummy dust is things that have happened in the past. They're history, old news. Things that people won't let go. When old people talk about "well back in my day." Or people who are always bringing up stories from high school. Shit's mummy dust.

"Corey Colteaux is always talking about high school, always bringing up mummy dust."

E-40 Revenue Retrievin': Day Shift (Everyday is a Weekend) lyrics -
"saw some suckaz I don't trust (what they do)/
got to bringin' up old mummy dust/
pullin' up the past/
talkin' loud like a big mouth bass"

by SteveEP November 10, 2010

Meatus Mummy

Meatus Mummy (Mommy for yanks) is a prison term, descriptive of somebody who can shove a narrow object, such as a AAA battery, into their urethra, then "give birth" to it.

Did you see the Meatus Mummy scene on that CBT video? Sick!

by Count Fistula May 2, 2005

yummy mummy

a sexy mom, basically a milf...a mom who is attractive and "yummy"

"dude his mom is so hot, such a yummy mummy!"

by geegee June 29, 2003

Mummy dong

A churro with no filling

I put that mummy dong in my mouth because I like the taste.

by Dongster January 17, 2013

Mumsick

adjective

Experiencing longing and heartache for one’s Mum after she has passed away...

When she made her bed with perfect hospital corners, just like her Mum taught her, she experienced a bout of Mumsickness.

by Maragrade July 27, 2015

mummy has a new boyfriend

The act of screaming violently at your own mother because she loves an idiot

"God dummit mummy has a new boyfriend, but it's not time for brad, it's time to make me food!"

by mhmhmyes May 13, 2016

mumsing

The act of having sex with goats, or could also mean the man taking it from behind while the parter makes high pitched squeaking noises.

My girl and I love mumsing for a nice intimate night together.

by Beninyours May 19, 2018