Des Moines

Ever wanted to live in a city where you feel insignificant and significant at the same time?

Ever wanted to live in a city where people aren't exactly arrogant and condescending specifically towards you but rather everyone?

Ever wanted to live in a city where nothing happens?

Well, this city is just for you.

Guy 1: "Dude, I gotta go back to Des Moines this weekend."

Guy 2: "Good luck, let's hope you don't die of bordem."

by promeaire February 4, 2013

moonslala

A drug that makes you think that you're a camel. When injected into the body, it causes a person to grow (imaginary) humps on their back and start spitting. However, as in boonslala and woonslala it can be used to express an outlandish emotion.

DAMNDAMNDAMN the world to MOONSLALA! The end is near!

by Rach July 5, 2003

moonshitting

Someone screwing around, being stupid and annoying

"look at bre acting stupid"

"Are you moonshitting me?"

by fungaydudestuff April 19, 2015

Moonshot

An alcoholic shooter invented by cryptocurrency enthusiasts at the El Rio bar in San Francisco.

The recipe is half white rum, half Fernet with a crushed cherry at the bottom of the shot glass.

Dan Held from Blockchain.info suggested Pop Rocks replace the crushed cherry but they weren't available during conception.

Hey Jackson Palmer, you got some dogecoin for a moonshot?

by davidapple September 6, 2016

Moonshining

A close cousin of mooning, very similar steps however mooner changes when they spread cheeks, revealing their moonshine

“After the tournament I saw my competition, bent over, spread my cheeks and was moonshining that asshole”

by Naddpd August 9, 2019

Fryin' Moons

Another term for being really high on psychedelic drugs such as mushrooms or LSD. Same as saying "trippin' balls".

"Dude, Quincy is totally fryin' moons off that acid."

by RattlesnakeCobra May 27, 2009

Ewok Moolesters

Verb: To rant endlessly about black ops to a point where everyone either begins to ignore you or threaten to kill you.

I feel like being a Ewok Moolesters today and destroy my relationships with people.

by Wiggledwarf May 24, 2011