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Punching the Monk

masturbation. The tip of a penis resembles the shiney bald head of a monk. See also punching the midget punching the munchkin punching the cyclops
After 50 minutes of punching the monk, Don was wasted.
by bill1970 July 10, 2010
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jean-michael mönke

Jean-Michael Mönke is a awesome guy from philippines. He looks good, his style is lit and he's got a big dick. Also every girl wants to be his girlfriend because he is handsome,smart,single,a hypebeast,gentle,funny and just perfect.
Jean-Michael Mönke is perfect😍
by PiewDiePie December 31, 2016
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follicular penguin monk

Can be used to insult someone in a joking manner, or very seriously depending on tone and delivery, usually used in a state of annoyance. The words individually have no correlation to each other but when together can be used in a similar way to 'twat' or 'idiot'. The origin of this phrase is East London 2020
Jack, you follicular penguin monk!
Leave me alone you follicular penguin monk, you're just jealous of my husband!
by Brown Bread October 21, 2020
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Reject humanity, become monke is a well-known meme about rejecting humanity because it is boring and becoming a monkey. I mean, who wouldn't want to hang in a tree all day!
Person 1: Ugh, I am so tired of humanity

Person 2: Just Reject Humanity, Become Monke!

Person 1: Omg yeah so true
by hellotherehowareyoulol September 7, 2021
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Monke

where banana?
"mmmm....✨MONKE✨"
by a gay couch potato March 2, 2021
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The Buddhist Monk

After ejaculating upon a girls face, you douse her in gasoline and proceed to light her on fire.
Jimmy got twenty to life after he gave his girlfriend the buddhist monk.
by Sam5232 December 29, 2007
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Go Back I Wanna be Monke

Go Back I wanna be monke is a meme where a person is tired of being human and all the stress that comes with it.
by V01DL33S November 6, 2020
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