Drunk Monkee

A person who frequently gets drunk and causes trouble.

Jon was acting like a drunk monkee again, so I kicked his azz.

by unstable bob gable January 8, 2006

Bag of Monkeys

To describe someone who is being very cheeky, instead of just being a cheeky monkey they can be a described as a Bag of Monkeys

Mike "Are you looking forward to your 50th birthday?"
Jan "It's my 40th you bag of monkeys"

by Mr HoL May 27, 2007

cyclops monkeys in a cup

Created on April 10th, 2008 by a young sexy beast of a boy named *censored* *censored* *censored*, Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup were an instant hit to the entire school. With their floppy, flailing arms, funny looking eye, and selling agreement with McDonald's, these lovable little items became an instant hit to the shopping market of the United States. Such a hit were they, in fact, that even the President and his cabinet fell in love with them.

Yes, you saw correctly. Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup are available in every McDonald's near you along with the purchase of a Happy Meal. Use their laserlike eyes to burn a hole in that disgusting 13482342 fat gram containing burger that you are eating!

I went to McD's (McSucks) and got fifty quarter pounders with cheese, along with five million milkshakes and nine thousand big macs (typical O'Malley order). Along with my gargantuan order came five free Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup! I was so excited that I went home and played with my new toy for twenty years.

by John DoeNumberfour April 10, 2008

moneesh

The cutest little cookie monster who hates Japanese but loves Chinese. the typical foodie ... Cares for everyone but not as much for him or her self he is got everything except seriousness he or she loves to shop travel and be around friends

Moneesh the perfect

by Monnee March 15, 2017

tarder monkeys

to be used like the saying "darn it" when you forget something, or you are frustrated

Tarder monkeys! I forgot my homework.

by Natalie March 7, 2004

Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys

A perjorative term for any French citizen. Only used by idiots who couldn't find France on a labelled world map.

Uh, yeah, uh, Hitler would be, like, dead now if the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys had stood up to him in World War, uh, one...no, wait, that was two...yeah...oh, wait...he is dead now? Oh. Um.

by Sadiesez June 2, 2010

Monkeys in the dark with pens

A metaphor used to emphasis a situation that you just couldn't see coming. Often followed up by the phrase "You just can't see 'em coming."

Malix: Nope, he just A Sploded right there.
Atolm: Like monkeys in the dark with pens...
Malix: *sighs* You just can't see 'em coming.

by Malix August 12, 2004