monke balls

a very nice and smooth surfice

monke balls

by SecretNoob February 10, 2022

monke swim

when the monke is swimming

Non celebrity as a joke:I hate monkey swim
Cool guy: its monke swim, and you cringey
Frick dude/me: Bruh ban Non_celebrity_as_a_joke1938

by Frick dude! February 23, 2022

Monk Down

To eat something vigorously

I'm going to monk down on this pizza. We monked down on that party sub!

by dashralti April 21, 2015

monk dime

A bald patch, usually circular, on the crown of the head. Obviously named for the hair habits of monks. Can also be used as a verb (see below)

Hahah, did you see the guy with the monk dime? Get a hat, loser!

Man, we need to tell John he's totally monk diming. What is he, like 25? We should get him some Rogaine for his birthday.

by dachari January 10, 2008

The Buddhist Monk

After ejaculating upon a girls face, you douse her in gasoline and proceed to light her on fire.

Jimmy got twenty to life after he gave his girlfriend the buddhist monk.

by Sam5232 December 02, 2007

Monks Chain

A Chain of (gay) men linked by Penis and rectom forming a complete circle.

The Gay orgie formed a perfect monks Chain

by Jack H Jarvis September 16, 2008

The Monks Spunk

Something that is too good to be true.

Similar to 'the cats whiskers' or 'the dogs bollocks'

"That meal was lovely, the monks spunk if I do say so myself."

by REV. SPOONS FELTCHMURKIN August 20, 2008