Monday Fucked

Coming from your weekend, you finish your day at work and afterwards you aren't just exhausted, you're in a delirious stupor and totally fucked.

Hey, are you okay? Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!

Um, no. It's much worse than that. I'm Monday Fucked.

by Srslywtf December 11, 2014

monday roast

A traditional Sunday roast eaten midweek and cooked with as little effort as possible such as re-heating a left over Sunday roast or using ready made items bought at a shop.

Looking for wards to eating a Monday roast.

by Hatter101 March 23, 2016

Whack Monday

The worst day of the year, scientifically worse than any other Monday. Whack Monday is the first full Monday back to work after Christmas/NYE.

Bro, you going gym later?

Na man, it’s Whack Monday, let’s go tomorrow.

by Angry Albanian January 7, 2019

Compliment Monday

Every Monday people be nice to each other and give each other compliments as a way of being nice and to make each other’s Monday less awful.

Monday, August 6th (Compliment Monday)

Devin: Hey you have nice forehead

Aroura: Thanks you have a nice one too

by Clubpenguiner69 August 5, 2018

1pm on a Monday

1pm on a Monday is a time that many words or phrases can not be said as is will make you turn into a shbamsical.

A- I’m chraaosing
B-A! Stop
A- oh no it’s 1pm on a Monday.

by Itellthetruthpeeps September 5, 2019

Savage Monday

When you brutally execute all your tasks for the week on Monday. In the hopes that you can pretend to work for the rest of the week.

Savage Monday will result in my being able to watch YouTube videos at work and school, instead of actually working.

Will's Savage Monday allowed him to clear that 20 page paper, so that he could drink and have fun for the other 6 days.

by R.Patel October 5, 2012

Soft Monday

Any weekday that isn't a Monday, but is the first day back in work after some time off. So, like a Monday, but not as bad.

For example, any Tuesday after a bank holiday, or even a Wednesday if you've managed to pull an extended sickie.

"At least it's only a soft Monday, so I don't want to kill myself."

by Benjo3000 January 29, 2019