Cyber Monday

Cyber Monday is every lazy person’s day, a Monday, when they can buy items online at a lower price without having to get up from their couch.

Human:”Finally, some deals that I can get some deals online on Cyber Monday!”

by Idk... eevee I guess? December 28, 2017

Loose Monday

As you’re penetrating the ring that separates inner from outer from an angle that maximizes the gape of the vagina, prompting the inevitable “grrrrr Mondays” sentiment of the receiving party.

Dude 1: “Dude, Courtney could not walk this morning! You must have given her that loose monday!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”

by LooseMondays66 May 21, 2021

Monday Zombie

A term to describe a person didn't sleep on sunday.

Phil: Hey Jim
Jim: Yeah Phil
Phil: Did you see Bob?
Jim: Yeah
Phil: whats up with him today?
Jim: oh he didn't sleep last night
Phil: Oh he's a Monday Zombie

by pervert king April 20, 2015

Compliment Monday

Every Monday people be nice to each other and give each other compliments as a way of being nice and to make each other’s Monday less awful.

Monday, August 6th (Compliment Monday)

Devin: Hey you have nice forehead

Aroura: Thanks you have a nice one too

by Clubpenguiner69 August 5, 2018

Goosemeat monday

When you’re doing 69 and she bites your cock so you make a goose noise in her vagina. Only on monday’s

Last week me and my girl had a goosemeat monday

by eddy051705 January 23, 2022

Monday Makeup

When a girl wakes up on Monday feeling down (because it's Monday) and decides she looks ugly (when she looks fine) so wears slightly too much makeup in an effort to feel better. The excess makeup doesn't necessarily make her look bad, but it is just more noticeable.

She looks cute.

You think? Monday Makeup if you ask me.

by LaBruhn Jaymes July 23, 2015

monday roast

A traditional Sunday roast eaten midweek and cooked with as little effort as possible such as re-heating a left over Sunday roast or using ready made items bought at a shop.

Looking for wards to eating a Monday roast.

by Hatter101 March 23, 2016