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"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*
by scodder November 15, 2012
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Mole Frijole

To pour chocolate sauce on a Hispanic man's dick & give him a blowjob. When he nuts on said partner, it becomes the Mole Frijole.
Guy 1: She went down on me & started giving me head & I ended up nutting on her.

Guy 2: Dang! She loves Hispanics?

Guy 1: Yeah, she gave me a Mole Frijole. I don't think she would have done that if she didn't like 'em.
by CoolDude 1 October 13, 2016
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Molebowl

A bongload that contains weed and cigarette tabacoo. The more tabacoo added the "spicer" the load is. Originated in la jolla. This type of bongload gives a head rush amd a lightheaded feeling
Hey trevor can you pack me a molebowl?
by LimeLj858 October 13, 2009
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Moliver

Two gay buttbuddies who are inseparable from one another and will often separate from a group to have intercourse
Look at moliver going off, bet they're gonna go fuck
by Wolfy123 March 31, 2015
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Moldovan Road Trip

That's when you pull over and shag in an abandoned building. Once only popular in Ratus, Moldova, it's taking the world over by storm
Stacy: "Hey, I had a date with Jake last night and he took me to the old mill."

Svetlana: "So you had a Moldovan Road Trip?"

Stacy: "Of course"
by antmaninthanosass April 18, 2019
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molding

1. to hang out, be lazy, chill with someone, do as little as possible - low key

2. the act or process of molding

3. a strip of contoured wood, acting as a border placed on the jucture of a wall or ceiling
Let me know if you're still up for molding.
by Pancake Ranger January 30, 2008
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molerip

weed and tobacco mixed together and smoked out of a bong
(originated on kauai)
Let's go to my house after school and snap some molerips.
I've been feining for a molie all day!!
Lets go mole it up in my car.
by kauaistoner May 25, 2011
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