Mojang Support

A tumor slowly growing within Mojang Studios and an absolute disgrace to the gaming industry as a whole. Those who work at Mojang Support are stupid idiots not capable of anything and are just there to receive money from Mojang for doing little to no work. The response time is unacceptable, often lasting for months, and you are very likely to have your ticket ignored and silently closed in the process. If you do get a response, you will usually be assigned to a trash support rep that will pretend not to understand your issue and provide useless canned responses instead. Due to their incompetence and lack of ability to read and understand an email, it is impossible to reason or argue with any of them and they might just close the ticket as resolved. These people also like to use pseudonyms to refer to themselves as they don't have the balls to use their actual name in the ticket. I wonder why...

Please share this page with as many people as you can. The Minecraft community deserves to know that the product they are paying for comes with no customer support!

Player 1: I just contacted Mojang Support. When will I hear back from them?
Player 2: Mojang Support? You are more likely to hear back from Santa Claus instead!
Player 3: Fuck Mojang Support! Their whole crew can suck my dick!

by 14142 March 29, 2021

mojo

(noun) A toilet paper tube stuffed with sheets of fabric softener, used to cover the smell of marijuana smoke. The inhaled marijuana smoke is exhaled through the mojo.

If we don't use a mojo, this room will reek of pot.

by logos November 16, 2002

mo jon

The "Americanized" pronounciation for the Latin word mojon, meaning "piece of shit"; an individual who think's he or she is "all that", but is not.

Look at the huge mo jon that dog made! That little punk thinks he's tough, but he's just a mo jon!

by Melanie Murray Link June 19, 2006

Mokono

Mokono (Moak-O-No)

To be Mokono is to be a very laid back, mellow person. To take a relaxed approach at things, and not base their lives around tomorrow, instead they focus on enjoying the today. Living life before no life is left to live.

One is not called " A Mokono ", that is his or her lifestyle. a Mokono person is called a "Moak".

That guy back there was such a Moak! ( Mokono Person)

by MoakEm March 3, 2011

BK Mojo

When you get a blow job in your car, in the Burger King parking lot.

My girl couldn't wait till we got back to my place so I pulled into the Burger King for some BK Mojo.

by NolongerAllienJ February 19, 2009

Mojo

music magazine that is aimed at a more alternative audience its not like smash hits! (crappy mass produced pop shit grr!) good free CD's as well!also apreciates that music from before 1995 is actually great!

perso 1:MOJO's got a free punk CD this week that rocks!
person 2: yeah dude no chance of britney spears sneakin in there unlike top of the pops!

by Cpt, B August 30, 2008

mojo

weed and rock cocaine mixed together in a blunt wrap

Me my boys got zooted smokin a phat mojo before the concert

by zany Zane October 1, 2007