Mach kiddish

Consuming a large amount of alcohol (6 ounces or more) in one shoot

Bro 1 Mach kiddish

Bro 2 but I'll get shmacked
Bro 1 nuuuu Mach kiddish already

by BigZenergy March 17, 2022

Machado

The act of being the laziest, complainiest railway signal maintainer on the job

You see that railway signal maintainer going home early and paying himself for a full day's work? He has done nothing when he was here and now I have to do his job for him. He just pulled a Machado again.

by Dirty Maintainer May 20, 2022

Machendilous

When someone does something, mostly a performance and you find it cool.

Yo that was a machendilous performance!!

by vampiemyu December 6, 2022

machaughtiness

Proper pronunciation : Mawk aught ee niss(an)...
This is the epitome of sarcastic semi quasi righteousness. Literally the mock as in the facsimile or false representation. Haughtiness being a prideful feeling enough to look God in the face and challenge him also interrelated with frowardness, as in the stubbornly willful and disrespectfully obstinate argumentative first generation Israelites. An example of this is the expression on Katt Williams face when he could not find the Cocoa Puffs on top of the "frigidator". Space... you're not supposed to put jokes in here are you*

The machaughtiness apparent in the expression of the comedian was almost unreadable. I couldn't tell last night if he was being serious or if I just didn't understand his sarcasm.
The should never tell your neighbor that you are only joking or that you stated in jest something that was done with malicious or vindicative ulterior motives or with that of personal gain and or deception as it's intent.

by Esotericdom February 23, 2023

Machi

Machi; A Machi is an amazing person that you will never regret letting come into your life, is an extremely energetic person that will always brighten your mood no matter how bad it is, and will care for you in its own way. Machi is one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet, it can be a little over the top sometimes but that adds to its charm! Machi makes you laugh like no other person and will definitely make fun of you for shits n' giggles! Sometimes Machi gets ahead of itself sometimes but will always make sure to make an effort to apologize even if it can't put it into words very well. No matter what, having a Machi in your life is the best thing that can ever happen to someone so make sure to cherish it and show that you care for it, it deserves the world

Person 1: Dude I love my best friend they're the best person ever
Person 2: Wrong. Not best. Machi is. It's literally the thing ever.

by blaaahhhuuuauaau May 22, 2023

dick maché

After fornication whilst the dick is still wet with lubricants and sex juices, it is the the act of coating tissues on the dick thus paper maché-ing the dick.

After sex, we like to indulge in the art of dick maché-ing to commerate each occasion.

She likes to keep extra tissues handy not because it will be messy but because she enjoys an old fashion dick maché.

The real fun begins after sex when I dick maché you.

Some say she's a prostitute, some say she's an artist for her work in dick maché.

by sour something January 27, 2014

Young Machew

Matt's alter ego. Eats sharks. Wants to be a salamander demoy. Lives far away from the homeland

Young Machew handed in his paper late.

by Ouagadougou May 1, 2019