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Miss South Carolina 

A title associated with Lauren Caitlin Upton, Miss South Carolina in the Miss Teen USA Pageant 2007, made famous by her answer to the following question asked by Amiee Teegarden:

"Recent polls have shown a fifth of American's can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"

To which Miss South Carolina replied:

"I personally believe that U.S. American's are unable to do so because uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh I believe that our education like such as South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. uh, or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children."
I am so jealous that Miss South Carolina has been everywhere like such as!
Miss South Carolina by Rosse September 28, 2007
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Missoula Mortar and Pestle 

A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.
Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night

Nick: How?

Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
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miscavige 

To shower one's friends, family and subordinates with attention. Usually in the form of imprisonment, beatings, insults, degradation or spying.
I couldn't stand the idea of my ex-wife running her mouth about me, so I went full Miscavige on her and hired a private eye to see what she was up to.
miscavige by @ScientologyPimp April 9, 2015

Misalgia 

The feeling of sentimental distaste for the past, typically for a period or place with negative personal associations.
Listening to Crazy Frog gives me the strongest feeling of misalgia, I used to hate it! Wanna go listen to some of their songs?
Misalgia by Picklwarrior1 June 10, 2016
The most amazing dance teacher in the world of everything!!!!!!πŸ’•SLOTHES😍(-kate😘)
Miss Mika is so stylish!!!
miss mika by Kate the gr8πŸ’• February 15, 2017

Miss Carriage

Elementary school teacher used to be known as Miss Wagon not until she lost her baby, then started going by the name of Miss Carriage. She teaches at Section-B of the school, no later being transfer to

C-Section due to the bullying caused by her students.
Staff 1: Have you heard the news about your teacher miss wagon, apparently she has lost her baby

Students: you mean miss carriage

Staff: *sobbing and crying*
Miss Carriage by 7akeshi September 11, 2018

missing link media 

"Missing link" media refers to the second tier of established, so-called "mainstream" media, only one rung below the corporatized "legacy" media. They are generally accepted by the mainstream as credible sources but they have considerably less financial power than the top rung legacy media.
The missing link media will be the first to suffer from competition from by citizen journalism and alternative media sources on social media websites. They will either be absorbed into their legacy media counterparts or will fold under the strain.