Metrosexual

A man that cannot stop looking at himself in the mirror, never goes into public without checking to see how his hair looks, and has pre-set outfits that are color cordinated. A man who likes the movie Zoolander not because its funny but because he wants to become a male super-model.

Kevin Patrick Brightman

by Peter Puduton February 8, 2005

Metrosexual

fake fags

guy1: is that dude gay?
guy2: nah, he's just metro.

by tamaderb November 10, 2003

Metrosexual

A heterosexual male that has stereotypically homosexual tendencies.

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy has populated the earth with metrosexuals.

by Sarah May 27, 2004

Metrosexual

Being gay on the subway.

You see Jeff over there.. He takes the A-Train everyday.. Once he gets on the subway he turns into a complete homo.. He's metrosexual.

by CNL-x2 December 17, 2008

metrosexuality

To be sexually excited by the Paris underground railway (subway) system

Jean-Paul would stand for hour on the plateform playing out his darkest fantasies.He was not ashamed of his Metrosexuality.

by black flag May 30, 2004

Metrosexual

A metrosexual can only be a man-lover; Metrosexuals are women or men who are sexually attracted to Metro Man from Megamind.

The metrosexual Hillary Clinton prowls the streets for her desire, Metro Man.

by Kalinkax3 September 13, 2019

Metrosexual

Men that look and act like fags.
Characteristics of a metrosexual include, wearing tight clothers, thong sandals in public, and have highlights in their hair.
Stores of preference of the Metrosexual:
Hollister Co.
Abercrombie and Fitch
American Eagle
Banana Republic

A:"Whats up with that fag with the sandals on?"
B:"Probably bought them at Hollister, little metrosexual fag."

A:"hey you wanna go see what they have in Abercrombie?"
B:"Fuck no, man, that stores metrosexual.."

by MachoMan August 2, 2006