Mermaid greeting

When you receive oral sex from someone underwater and don’t know who it is.

I was at a night time pool party and got a Mermaid greeting.

by XdxcOkboomer November 24, 2023

Moist Mermaid

Tie a girls legs together during sex, then pull out at the end and finish on her body

Last night I did a sick moist mermaid

by Dan2024 March 10, 2022

Mermaid in a Manhole

when a Chad goes to a girls High school sporting event and gets lucky at the event

Scott went to the girls volleyball game left Suzy under the bleachers like a mermaid in a manhole

by bloodmon October 13, 2021

Mermaid Green

Teal Green Color

"That is a beautiful green shirt that you are wearing."... "Thank you, it's Mermaid Green".

by Spartanmermaid August 14, 2017

Mermaided

Any individual who is seemingly perfect and beautiful but upon further dating and observation is found to be a toxic individual.

Yeah dude, I met this girl and she was awesome at first! But then she stole my car... I got mermaided.

by Hog girl February 3, 2020

secret mermaid

A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him

Dan: Whats your favourite thing to do

Phil: Recreate a secret mermaid

by Jhhhjnnbbj July 30, 2017

Mermaid drugs

Mermaid drugs are when a woman is giving you oral under water in exchange for drugs. Also called Mermaid Blowjob only difference is they're doing it for the soul purpose of drugs.

Did you see that chic, she's desperate for mermaid drugs.

by Han Don't youknow March 5, 2016