Peddling your menstrual cycle

When a woman uses her menstrual cycle as a talking point or an excuse for behavior.

Woman: "I just can't deal with this, I'm on my period" Man: " are you peddling your menstrual cycle?"

Woman: "omfg! I seriously need something sweet rn, this period is insane" Man: "you don't need to peddle your menstrual cycle, just eat a snickers"

by hardyanimal August 31, 2022

mengerie

Sexy underwear for men.

I bought my man some mengerie for Christmas.

by Deanna Toxopeus January 6, 2008

Messer

Messer is that one handsome fucker that always wears a tropical themed shirt on Tuesday’s, and acts generally pleasant. Most people think he’s a nut case, but is actually quite sweet, while still being a nut case.

Person 1: What day is it?
Person 2: Since Messer is wearing another Hawaiian shirt, I’d say it’s Tuesday.
Person 1: He still does that?
Person 2: Sadly

by Big Noot April 9, 2019

Relapse Menstruation

When you get a heavier flow right after you think your period is over.

Sarah: Hey, my period is over! im so glad i can have sex again!

Michelle: Nice! better wit a day to see if you get Relapse Menstruation though.

by jenxie February 28, 2010

Menstrabate

When a girl is on her period or is menstrating and masterebates.

I think menstrabating is so fun you should try it. I about to go menstrabate right now See Ya later! ;)

by leighBulss December 30, 2009

Menster

What your wife, girlfriend or fiance turns into during a visit from aunt flow. Very similar to a monster, but the transformation is periodic (pun intended).

John: "Hey Joe, once a month I feel like I'm married to Bela Lugosi."

Joe: "Right there with you bro. Once a month my Ruby turns into the Wolfman, Dracula and Fankenstein all rolled in one terrible menster."

by BigBlackBlick May 21, 2010

Menstruation

A period of time that occurs once a month in which women experience frustration with men.

Michael: Yo, my girl has been acting so bitchy lately and I just bought her Gucci shoes
Michael's friend: Maybe she has menstruation

by stargirllover June 8, 2018