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Melvin

An extremely stupid (and somehow not illegal) play on the stock market by an institutional investor which results in billions of dollars of damage to the company who made the play. Typically due to extreme greed such as shorting stock by over %100 in the hopes of buying it back after it drops to zero dollars.
Named for the company holding the short position during the 2021 GME Short Squeeze
GME is a company with no intrinsic value! They'll be bankrupt by the end of 2020! Let's Melvin it! What's the worst that could happen? Only a total retard would try to squeeze us here...
by Shallow Fucking Money January 28, 2021
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Melvin

A person with comic relief also is very athletic is somewhat popular and has a lot of loyal friends
That’s has to be a Melvin
by Spam keyboard June 19, 2019
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Melvin

My name melvin
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Melvined

To be scammed by someone who is clueless they're clueless.
Dr. Paul: "Hi Lori, you're looking a little upset this morning. Care to talk about it?" "Oh Dr. Paul...I don't know what to do...this guy Melvin... just cost me hundreds of dollars in service fees by lying to my credit card provider, telling them I never sent him his order. But I did...I really did. I had all my paperwork work proving I did, but the bank took his side regardless and won't pay me. I've been...oh....ahhhh...I've been Melvined"....
by Reinhardt Scrumschnutzel August 31, 2025
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Melvin

The very definition of an awesome person. Someone who everyone looks up to, aspires to be, but knows they can almost never become. Handsome, charming, charismatic to a fault but people are most drawn to Melvin’s authenticity. Likeable, funny, a man’s man & a woman’s man.

Fiercely loyal and passionate lover.

Own a Melvin today or get owned by a Melvin.
You’re such a ‘Melvin’ - you’re making me blush!
by X.treme November 23, 2021
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"Dad, that mean girl in gym class gave me a Melvin today!"
by Snarts September 6, 2018
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Melvin

a boy you love to look at. his skin is perfecty smooth and tan, his eyes are dark and dangerous yet warm and endearing and his smile is to die for. he's very smart especially in creative writing even if he is somewhat an overachiever with rock hard abs definitive v line and intimidating muscles. he loves being the best and is fiercly loyal to his friends and family. with just a wink he'll melt your heart and you will promise him your virginty. he can own your vagina with just a glance.
irl 1: omg did you see that guy?? he winked at me and my vagina belonged to him

girl 2: oh yeah that happened to me yesterday, he's such a melvin.
by anonymous November 29, 2021
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