MegaMilker

When some one is doing you wrong.
Megamilk stack (plural).

Dude give me my vape back you are being a megamilker.

by Frank4206969 March 11, 2022

megamind: no bitches?

its what year seven boys get, and if you have no bitches your name probably starts with k or j

carla:omg is that jensen and koby?
megamind: no bitches?

it means you have small pp

by megamindgetsbitches March 31, 2022

MegaMind

When you do the opposite of a brain fart

Guy1: I cant get women

Guy2: Ok i didnt ask

Guy1: Wait a minute... dont care didnt ask stay mad!

Guy2: Woah Bro thats megaMind. But you should focus on getting women

by Old Memes Are Still Funny February 15, 2022

megashartreal

the most powerful person on TikTok, (she shall reveal herself one day) her yoimiya and ganyu combo could one shot goku. Anything that comes into megasharts possession will bring power and luck to those who she deems worthy. She can easily win a debate with Albert Einstein so do not even think about trying to argue with the almighty megashart. Also, I do not recommend messing with her or you will suffer immense pain for the rest of your existence but mainly mental pain not physical because she shows too much mercy. Btw she is my favourite mutual of all time and with time she will automatically become your favourite mutual too, but I will always favour her more. her parrot is so cool and fluffy as well it’s literally a jojo parrot there’s 100% proof. You need to like megashart because she is a very good friend and she may become rich and famous because of how smart and dedicated to learning she is.

You’re not following megashartreal? Cringe! All of the cool children follow her!”

“Megasharts presence alone will make Boris Johnson fall down quivering on his knees.”

by turkeyeater69420 February 27, 2022

Megaman

An intensely obese person who in reality is inhabited by a parasitic alien who consumes nothing but burgers and fries. Megamen typically speak in monotone phrases with each syllable lasting the same duration of time. Most Megamen are said to inhabit a settlement on Antarctica.

The Megaman lumbered over to the Five Guys cashier, and bellowed: "HI I WOULD LIKE A DOU-BLE CHEESE BUR-GUR WITH A SIDE OF EX-TRA CRI-SPY FRIES"

by Grolafite 1 April 17, 2022

Megastud

The filthiest party animal that craves female attention and doesn’t train legs cuz he’s a fucking pussy.

Person 1: hey do you see that megastud over there, he’s acting kinda brazy ahlie

Person 2: Yeah that’s my mate thomas.
Person 1: he looks like a knob lol

by Captcae May 3, 2022

megamindluvr28

Super sexi funni cool and tall
Super nice and and is most likely a trend hopper who's only motive is to annoy the shit out of people

“Oh, ur mutuals with @megamindluvr28?”
“Yeah”
“Omg thats so sexi wanna kiss?”

by megamindluvr28 May 4, 2022