Pot Luck Medical

Australian general practice medical centre with a bunch of GPs
many of whom come and go. You return to see the Dr you liked last time but
they've moved on somewhere else, probably to another Pot Luck Medical

I've got a pustule on my neck that's killin me, Darl. I'm goin up to Pot Luck Medical to get it seen to.

by AlvaJean September 24, 2023

Medicant

medical insurance that is free from the government that can't seem to pay your medical bills; also known as Medicare/Medicaid

Patient: "I got medicant"
ER: "Then we can't"

by Ash Milholland December 16, 2023

medical reviewer

Person who reviews pages and pages of medical, legal, and other claim documentation and then writes a legally binding order based on the case, the law, and the medical information.

I'm so happy I got my surgery approved, that medical reviewer did a great job evaluating the information and writing the order.

by Troutster March 13, 2018

Medical Depression

a chemical imbalance in the brain that prevents you from enjoying sunsets. Usually counter balanced by pills, but only cured by therapeutic help.

My doctor calmed I might have medical depression.

by Rebelaxe May 15, 2018

Medical Bailiff

An individual who prepares and cleans a deceased body for the funeral

We need to arrange for a Medical Bailiff before the funeral

by Peter Sam September 21, 2015

EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!

Line the Heavy from Team Fortress Classic when calling for the Medick.

"EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!" -Heavy
"SHUT THE FUCK UP HEAVY, I HEARD YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP" -Very Mad Medick

by DemoknighTeamFortressTheSecond February 28, 2025

What types of medications do you sell?

offers a wide range of medications, including:
• Pain relief
• Men's and women's health
• Anti-anxiety and antidepressants
• Sleeping aids
• And more

What types of medications do you sell?

by ammyjackson June 25, 2025