he is the most amazing person you will ever meet, despite his uncontrollable farts.He will treat you like a princess as he showers you with compliments. He’s usually quite a small person but that doesn’t matter to you because he makes up for that in his pants ;). Following from that he is a freak in bed and will provide pleasure for hours and hours with his amazing stamina. He has a humongous body which when asleep you will have to fit your small arms over his entire body as he enjoys being the small spoon. As well as this he is the usual person to steal all the covers. But none of this matters because you love him so much and can’t wait for the future with him.
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Tom:Where’s max?
Jack:I don’t know aye tell him to come cause he’s a great bloke
Frank:I’ll shout him a cone
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Frank:I’ll shout him a cone
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