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Matt Tong is the drummer for London-based indie group Bloc Party.Matt Tong is known for his frantic yet intricate drumming.Matt Tong is the most talkative member of the group.Matt has described himself as the ''least ambitious'' member of the Bloc.Matt along with frontman Kele Okereke does the most interviews.Matt is the tallest member and the most likely to make you laugh.
Me: ...Matt Tong is one of the most underrated drummers today

Jeff: Who's he?

Me: Forget it
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Marty Prang 

My friend marty prang,

Marty Prang was a man of many talents (key word was). He earned himself the title of rank 1 soldier 76 of ALL of season 4 in overwatch, he became a friend to many - and was greatly respected by the community. However, a series of unfortunate events befell Mr prang, he now spends his days in the depths of the bronze rank, addicted to opioids and as a part time electrician. A few try to look for the Prangster, they are known as the 'Marty Farty Army' and ask around, seeking information about MP's whereabouts, some even ask 'do you know my friend Marty Prang' indicating that he may be out there...somewhere.
Do you know my friend Marty Prang? I've heard he was the number 1 soldier 76 in season 4!!! He is so epic and cool (and epic)
Marty Prang by oPtIc FaTmAl February 19, 2022

Marty Friedman 

One of the best lead guitar players in the world. Marty Friedman played in Cacophony with his friend and legendary guitarist Jason Becker. Martys leads will tear any whimps head off. Marty friedman also played in the legendary speed metal band Megadeth, Releasing legendary thrash album Rust in Peace. Unfortunately, Marty no longer plays metal, but has moved on to J pop.
One of the best heavy metal guitarists of his time.
Marty Friedman by Daniel May 13, 2005
The ultimate giga chad species of chefs who are in love with furbies. His cooking is poggers. And my humor is horrible.
"Bro, did you see Matt Rose posted a new twitter video?"
Matt Rose by Pogdefinition June 24, 2022

hot marty 

Martin Bashir's thrice-weekly routine of hiring a transgendered sex worker (often former CNN correspondent and sex toy enthusiast Richard Quest) to dress up like Sarah Palin and defecate into his mouth.

Originally coined by Fox News Host Greg Gutfeld.
Why does Martin Bashir pay so much for a hot marty? Because it's the only way he can get off, and Bill Schulz sucks.
hot marty by Gunnar Gutfeld December 10, 2013

Matt Dillon 

Full name: Matthew Raymond Dillon.

Born in 1964, Dillon was discovered while cutting class at the age of fourteen. He is mostly known for his close work with many of the "Brat Pack" actors in the 80s. His popularity came from troubled teen roles such as badboy greaser Dallas Winston in The Outsiders, Tex McCormick in Tex and Rusty-James in Rumble Fish (all S.E Hinton novel adaptations). He later grew into different roles such as Bob in "Drugstore Cowboy" and a supporting role in "Crash".
Omg, Matt Dillon was suuuuuch a hottie!
Matt Dillon by hewasahottiemm December 11, 2010

Matt Excelz 

Matt Excelz professional Halo player known for all his live stream & youtube antics with his trash talk grounding majority of his followers to most Matt Excelz is now a household name to his fans known as the "Harry Potter Gang " or HPGoD.
You're mad as hell you aren't Matt Excelz because he had sexual relations with your mother.
Matt Excelz by The Jersey Journal. January 23, 2013