five finger massage

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

by Ben Himschoot February 15, 2006

flatulent back massage

the art of farting on someones back while they are sleeping

daniels passed out, give him a flatulent back massage

by Masta Dragon Red January 5, 2007

Deep tissue massage

when a massage leads to penetrative sex (the aftermath is often cleaned up with a tissue).

Mateo: My back is all out of whack; I need to ask my girlfriend to give me a massage.
Pablo: Sounds like you could use a deep tissue massage.
Tomas: In more ways than one; based on the lack of sex Mateo has been getting.

by Mateo, Pablo y Tomas September 12, 2013

Nametag Massage

A nametag massage is what happens when someone has a nametag clipped near there privates and they sit down. It rubbed against the genitals causing excitement.

Renise: God i'm so tired. I'm going to sit down. AHHHH!
Gail: What happened?!
Renise: Oh, it was just a nametag massage

by Chris Doberstein August 17, 2008

happy ending massage

When you go get a massage and the person who's giving you the message ends up fucking you.

A person who fucks you instead of giving you a massage also known as a happy ending massage.

by Jessica rodriguez July 20, 2016

full body massage

A massage including the major portions of the body, i.e. the back, shoulders, legs, feet, arms, hands and neck, sometimes also including pectoral and gluteal muscles.

I would like a full body massage with focus o my shoulders.

by Eura Snotball December 30, 2016

French Tickler Massage

Hand Job with oral sex to bring client to climax. Term used by call girls or prostitutes.

My girlfriend gave me a French Tickler Massage and I came in her mouth so hard she choked a little.

by Khokolate February 25, 2011