Malinge

To bestow street cred upon a nerdy white boy/girl. This street cred cannot be contested, and remains valid until it is removed by the person it was given by.

That crazy white girl knows that my jacket looks like Jay Z's. She got malinge'd in front of the whole crew.

by ScreenNameFail July 22, 2011

Mattingus

Ancient Greek god, crowned as the god of coitus and copulation, also known as sexual intercourse.

Hannah: you think your good in bed? Ha, that's a joke.

Matt: I'm not just good in bed, I AM MATTINGUS, GOD OF COITUS AND COPULATION! I'm not just good, im absolutely unimaginably fantastic.

by Mattingus, God of Coitus August 19, 2012

melting point

when making someone melt to the point they jizz their pants from excitement

I got to my Melting point

by bloopfish December 14, 2014

melting the mouse

When you turn on your air conditioner but it burns up because a mouse crawled inside. Also a term for male masturbation.

"Hey, can we get some air in here? I'm sweating balls from all this melting the mouse."
"Nah, man, I hit the thermostat earlier but I think I melted the mouse."
"RIP soulja boy"

by deadsouljaboy July 24, 2015

melting snowman

A person who can't handle stressful situations very well and mentally weak

You are like a melting snowman! Get your shit together and stand up for yourself.

by spiderwolf June 30, 2017

Maltina

Maltina er et shipnavn for Malthe og Tina escultos.

Han er en Gentleman in the streets, daddy in the sheets. Sikker på Tina giver dig ret

Hey, har du hørt om Maltina?

Ja, Tina skulle vidst være ret glad for ham.
Hendes Thailandske side er i hvert fald.

by Maltina-lover123 September 5, 2017

melting the clock

When a person or player of a game is stalling for the clock to lose time for them to win!

Lebron James was melting the clock in order for his team to win

by Bigtasty556 March 10, 2018