:m

An msn messenger shortcut for the wiggly eyebrowed emoticon which has come into popular use in other online/text chat situations even when not attached to the actual image. Used either when 1. bragging about something that you know will piss the viewer off immensely or 2. used with sarcastic cyber sex connotations.
3. Can be used on it's own for comic effect.

1. hey man, i got £50 from my dad last night, just for washing his car :m

2. hey sexy :m

3. :m :m :m

by dungeonmaster01111987 February 12, 2008

Red M&M

A virgin anal cavity on a homosexual man

Fred: Why did Zach break up with you?
Gerald: He said he only dates red M&Ms , not sluts.

by ThickKhalessi July 29, 2017

M?

Used to describe in a text, I am thinking.
Synonymous with "MMMM?"

M? This is the real meaning: to express questioning to an unusual inquiry
a) hey let me know when u get off

B) mmmm.... why would I do that.

mmmm wierd inquiries Bonita

by CM? September 21, 2013

m&m

Miserable Motherfucker

He is such a miserable motherfucker

by Miss Silky April 1, 2003

Ass M & M’s

aka dingleberries : little balls of toilet paper matted into the pubic/asshole hairs after wiping.

“I was gonna go down on my girl untill I realized there were Ass M & M’s everywhere!“

by Stargazer_010 March 24, 2020

Brown M&M

The M&M Wilbur Soot wants to f*ck

“I wanna f*ck the brown M&M”
-Wilbur soot

by StrawberryLIVE January 31, 2022

m²

a very large and jolly mentally ill man who is an excellent masseuse and can unleash the fury at anytime. beware of the fury.

"Hey m², unleash the fury!"

by chachabuchi October 22, 2006