The logic that isn't logic at all used by Nick. It makes no sense whatsoever and no one but Nick understands because it is completely illogical. Either a straight line is somehow drawn from one thing to a conclusion which has no relevance to the thing, there is no possible way anyone could ever connect the two yet with Nick logic they do even though it has no connection. Or, an action is done that makes no sense in any way yet in the mind of Nick, it makes perfect sense when no one else can figure out how it could make any sense in the slightest. It is completely illogical in every way and it is baffling how Nick could ever think it is logical. It makes no sense.
Person 1: How... What... How did he...?
Person 2: How did he draw that conclusion from THAT?
Person 1: How does that make ANY sense WHATSOEVER?
Person 3: It's Nick logic.
Person 2: How did he draw that conclusion from THAT?
Person 1: How does that make ANY sense WHATSOEVER?
Person 3: It's Nick logic.
by I_speak the_truth September 26, 2019
1. He used dookie logic when he told me "I missed work today because I ran out of corn."
2. That's the most dookie logic I've ever heard. In fact, that's the DOOKIEST logic I've ever heard!
2. That's the most dookie logic I've ever heard. In fact, that's the DOOKIEST logic I've ever heard!
by dookied July 23, 2006
I was smashed in the head with an anvil but got up barely phased. Cartoon logic is a wonderful thing.
by The TallyMid Exterminator September 19, 2020
Logic which is simple to understand, commonly used to sarcastically express unachievable deadlines and goals
by Plutos-a-planet October 01, 2015
by Zky February 08, 2014
See any quote from A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy about the Babel fish, and, by extension, see Babel Fish.
Puff of logic because I can't submit this without it.
Puff of logic because I can't submit this without it.
by tacosftw December 31, 2012
by kysammm_OF March 18, 2018