greasy loaf

A large, satisfying turd. Solid in texture with a greasy surface. Slides out of the ass neatly, leaving little debris (skids).

Fuck me, I just spent 20 minutes on the shitter pushing out a nice solid greasy loaf.

by Lee1984Cornwall September 10, 2013

Loaf Lord

Loaf Lord is a category of people originating from discord. To have someone be a Loaf Lord means they are a leader of a discord community though not just any leader. Loaf Lord's are usually very lenient and who really loves memes.

"Dude our Loaf Lord is accually hilarious"

by Epic989 May 4, 2018

burning a loaf

Burning a loaf. A human defecation that follows a large and particularly spice-laden meal that emits a complex aroma with notes of tar and smoldering rubber.

Shad, where have you been?

—I was off burning a loaf after stuffing myself st the Indian buffet.

by aretegroup April 21, 2018

Chocolate loaf

A type of poo comparably in texture, size and colour to a loaf of seeded bread

It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand

My asshole went from a cheerio to a manhole cover after that chocolate loaf!
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal

by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022

Snuggle loaf

A word to describe a pet that loves human of other animal interaction.

Tyler: "Milo's cat is so cute and friendly!"
Fred: "I know! She's such a snuggle loaf!"

by FelixIsConfused April 23, 2022

loaf loather

a person that unevenly slices homemade bread. (as if beaver teeth sliced the last piece)

“Evenly slicing fresh bread to make toast is very difficult if you live with loaf loather.”

by Wickedwitchflyingmonkeys May 26, 2018

Sandwich-loafing

Sandwich-loafing: when two bodies engaged in an amorous act are slapped together with something in between them, such as an item of clothing or a sheet.

"The nervous newlyweds were so eager to consummate that they were sandwich-loafing all night in the honeymoon suite."

by Sylvie T January 8, 2021