stuff a loaf

to bone somebody in the asshole

"Hey Jeff, when I go home imma stuff a loaf."

by d1rty m1ke and the b0ys October 19, 2011

Side loaf

The male version of a muffin top.

My girlfriend loved looking at my side loaf, that's why she married me.

by Turdmuffins November 26, 2017

Bedside Loaf

A general term for pooping on or beside one’s bed.

I woke up late last night in sleep paralysis, but I also had to take a dump. I’m sorry about the bedside loaf.

by Ricky McMorty February 23, 2020

Power Loaf

Is when you sit on the toilet and take a huge shit and the turd is harder than a cinderblock or a brick and it gets stuck like a blockage and it feels like your asshole is going to tear apart but then it comes out and creates a massive splash in the toilet bowl.

After 3 days Mike started the protein shake diet he went to the bathroom to pinch off a power loaf.

by JustinCredible H August 5, 2020

Sandwich-loafing

Sandwich-loafing: when two bodies engaged in an amorous act are slapped together with something in between them, such as an item of clothing or a sheet.

"The nervous newlyweds were so eager to consummate that they were sandwich-loafing all night in the honeymoon suite."

by Sylvie T January 8, 2021

Chocolate loaf

A type of poo comparably in texture, size and colour to a loaf of seeded bread

It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand

My asshole went from a cheerio to a manhole cover after that chocolate loaf!
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal

by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022

Snuggle loaf

A word to describe a pet that loves human of other animal interaction.

Tyler: "Milo's cat is so cute and friendly!"
Fred: "I know! She's such a snuggle loaf!"

by FelixIsConfused April 23, 2022