Lionshead

Nectar of the gods. Brewed using the 4 magical german beer ingredients water hops grain and yeast. Additional ingredients include phoenix tears, unicorn blood, and the bile of a jabberwocky. Generally known for its affordability and the incredibly entertaining riddles on the underside of the caps. Has a sweet light easy-to-drink quality. A common challenge for the dedicated lionshead drinker is to finish an entire case to one's self and solve all the rebus puzzles on the lids from said case by the end of the night. A Pennsylvanian treat, straight outta Wilkes-Barre.

"Hey I have 12 bucks, let's get some Lionshead and go ghost hunting."
"Hey I have 12 bucks, let's get some Lionshead and go skating"
"Hey don't tell me the answer to that Lionshead riddle."

by Jessesmombutt April 13, 2009

JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR

A reference to an internet meme whose roots trace back to the a webcomic "Toothpaste for Dinner" dated August 30, 2005, titled “Basic Electronic Symbols."
In this comic strip, there were drawings of a Resistor, a Capacitor, and JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR.

Nowadays the phrase is a typical response to phrases or combinations of phrases like such as:
"Rawr."
"I am a lion"
">:3"

Depending on whether Jesus Christ is present or not, he may render assistance to your current predicament.

Lion: "Rawr. I am a Lion. >:3"
You: "JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR!"
Jesus Christ with a sawed-off shotgun: "I'll handle the lion, you just get in the car."

by tornredcarpet April 17, 2011

True Lion

1. A person who is amazing at everything, and is probably one of the best people ever created.

2. A place that is overcrowded, causing people to randomly shout out.

1. Ben: Did you see that guy in HMV?

Simon: Yeah, he was a true lion.

2. THERES TOO MANY FUCKING LIONS IN THIS HOUSE!

by BennyB123 May 28, 2009

Liottaphobia

an irrational, intense and persistent fear of Ray Liotta.

I was watching Field of Dreams last night and realized that Ray Liotta scares the crap out of me, even in a non-threatening role. That's when I realized I had a case of Liottaphobia.

by jerrbear8 March 12, 2011

The Scruffy Lionel

Whilst having permed hair, place a tie within the anus of your lover. Pull out the dirty article, wipe a Lionel Richie tash on your upper lip, then go to town on them.

Alice, want to feel like you're dancing on the ceiling? Take off my tie and I'll give you The Scruffy Lionel.

by Nedflix'n'Diddly December 8, 2018

detroit lions

crappy Detroit football team...since 1970: 15 playoff berths, 1 playoff win; help me marriucci, you're my only hope

The Lions...

by LyingLions March 23, 2004

Lionel Messi

The best soccer player of all time. Lionel was born in Romario, Argentina, and plays for FC Barcelona. He may be standing at a mere 5'7, but his amazing skill makes up for it. Most people love him, but all 11 Real Madrid thinks he sucks. Shut up and realize that he is better than Ronaldo. He has not YET won a world cup, but we are all rooting for him in June!!!!

Real Madrid fan: Hey, did you see that amazing play Ronaldo

Random Kid: Oh, you mean that tap in 2 inches from the goal, if you want to watch a real play, watch
Barcelona's game tomorrow so you can see Lionel Messi

by Yodeling Walmart Kid123 June 7, 2018