A bowel movement so long that it touches bottom without finishing, in the manner that a normal lightning bolt connects the sky and the ground.
<Abnormalboy> and then zeus shat a lightning bolt.
<Carface> I did that today, felt like I was passing a baby. Then there was naught but a tower of poo.
<Carface> I did that today, felt like I was passing a baby. Then there was naught but a tower of poo.
by Carzand December 14, 2008

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany
by Sexydimma December 10, 2014

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany
by Sexydimma June 27, 2015

To do anything crazy, creative, spontaneous, or original. Also awesome T-shirt brand that has the best t-shirts, that if worn correctly will make the user an aphrodisiac to all opposite sex.
by Slinky Jim June 15, 2012

by Sniper May 13, 2005

You'll know you're gonna get "Lightning McQueened" when the person you really like friendzones you faster than you can even say "kachow"
me: *got lightning mcqueened*
hell I just wanted to be friends with them. they didn't have to friendzone me in the first place :/
hell I just wanted to be friends with them. they didn't have to friendzone me in the first place :/
by Hbbunny63 May 20, 2021

Omfg I can't stand that guy! He's such a greaser lightning, he's someone who thinks they're cool but are really aren't. He's so annoying!
by Sandle&smores June 12, 2017
