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Lightning Bolt

A bowel movement so long that it touches bottom without finishing, in the manner that a normal lightning bolt connects the sky and the ground.
<Abnormalboy> and then zeus shat a lightning bolt.
<Carface> I did that today, felt like I was passing a baby. Then there was naught but a tower of poo.
by Carzand December 14, 2008
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to be struck by lightning

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany
by Sexydimma December 10, 2014
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to be struck by lightning

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany
President Barack Obama needs to be struck by lightning when it comes to US Foreign Policy
by Sexydimma June 27, 2015
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Ride the lightning

To do anything crazy, creative, spontaneous, or original. Also awesome T-shirt brand that has the best t-shirts, that if worn correctly will make the user an aphrodisiac to all opposite sex.
Johnny wanted to ride the lightning, so he backfliped off the cliff to his death.
by Slinky Jim June 15, 2012
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ball lightning

Dude, your shit just got fucked up like ball lightning!
by Sniper May 13, 2005
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Lightning McQueened

You'll know you're gonna get "Lightning McQueened" when the person you really like friendzones you faster than you can even say "kachow"
me: *got lightning mcqueened*

hell I just wanted to be friends with them. they didn't have to friendzone me in the first place :/
by Hbbunny63 May 20, 2021
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greaser lightning

Someone who thinks they're cool but are really aren't
Omfg I can't stand that guy! He's such a greaser lightning, he's someone who thinks they're cool but are really aren't. He's so annoying!
by Sandle&smores June 12, 2017
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