Whilst having sex with a girl keep a sausage (raw or cooked) in your hand. After a few minutes remove your penis from her as you shove the sausage inside. Tuck your penis between your legs and scream. As she turns around she will still feel something inside her but it will look like your penis is missing.
This is called The Leper.
Bonus points for adding ketchup or fake blood for extra realism.
This is called The Leper.
Bonus points for adding ketchup or fake blood for extra realism.
'I'm going to have sex tonight!'
'Make sure you do The Leper, here, take this sausage.'
'You're a great friend.'
'Make sure you do The Leper, here, take this sausage.'
'You're a great friend.'
by The 413 August 25, 2012
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short for la-whore. someone who goes to end of streets and ask for penny to thrown at them, just for sexual thriller.
Nick: please sir, throw some penny at me.
mike: what the fuck is wrong with you? are you lepore?
Nick: Yur mom as to hot for me
mike: what the fuck is wrong with you? are you lepore?
Nick: Yur mom as to hot for me
by Hero_Of_War September 9, 2009
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1. Yo its St. Patrick's Day I'll have a Leprechaun Cumshot please!
2. Ouch! That Leprechaun Cumshot hurt my eye!
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You'd better not come to Dublin wit dat attitude, bitches! I'm 7'4 and A HALF! And I weigh 200 pounds! I'm fuckiong terrifying! I rape you good!
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