lapping the field

Having sexual relations with someone younger than your oldest child.

I think Steve just finished lapping the field, she’s legal, but that girl was a year behind his daughter at Carolina.

by Hota A Ygriega March 8, 2018

pop lap

A nickname given to the girl you like, as a cute way of saying that you can't go a day without having them in your life.

Christine Jane, you are my pop lap.

by Bulletin February 26, 2017

greek lap

When an individual has slept with a guy/girl from every fraternity/sorority on campus.

Dude you hear that Suzie finished her Greek lap last night? She's slept with a guy from every fraternity on campus!

by Ssavannahlynn June 26, 2016

Lap-Hop

A genre of music which makes people shake their laps to the rhythem.
一种令人不住抖腿的丧心病狂的音乐

Lap-Hop music is the best form of Electronic music. By this I don't mean to inult a certain genre of music, but any other genres.

-- by Dr. Mimyslvandeye.

抖腿乐乃电子乐之正统，我不是针对个别的，而是其他所有的都是辣鸡

—— 沃兹·吉硕德

by Dr. Mimyselvandeye March 7, 2016

Lap Gravy

The cum that comes out and lands on your lap, when the girl can’t swallow it all...

Kat was giving me road head on the way over, and I ended up with “lap gravy” because she couldn’t swallow it all...

by Lapgravy101 January 14, 2021

Lap Smoothie

The inevitable end result of a lap dance on/from a virgin(s).

It was the kid's first lap dance which ended in a lap smoothie.

by McMorty March 17, 2021

Lap springer

When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.

dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer

dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.

by mister moosecock November 5, 2011