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Lap Cunt

You know, like a lap dog, but a pesky, people pleasing, pretensious person. Usually a sexually degenerate female (side piece) that just KEEPS. COMING. BACK. No matter how hard you hit them with a rolled up newspaper.
You need to wake the fuck up and treat me with the respect i deserve, I am NOT one of your fucking lap cunts.
by Daskoon August 27, 2022
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Fridge laps

Trying every alcoholic drink in the fridge at the bar until you either do a full lap or pass out
Me and drongo played fridge laps last week I got so shit faced I fucked a tranny
by Drink baileys out of a shoe March 19, 2019
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in the lap of the gods

Something that's out of your hands, which you have to leave up to chance. Also the name of two dope ass Queen songs.
Dude: "Alright, I just sent my resume to the employment office. Whether I get accepted or not is in the lap of the gods."
by SandvichThief February 7, 2023
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Stoner's Lap

1. When the smoker has been sitting while smoking and has accidentaly tipped ash upon their jeans. It is most prominent among cannabis smokers, hence the phrase "Stoner's Lap".

2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.
Smoker 1: Hey man what's up?

Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.

Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.

Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.

Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.
by JollySmoker July 26, 2010
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naked lap

In any sport or game where someone gets skunked or fails to put up any points on the board, they must take all their clothes off and run a lap around the house naked
Yo Danny got 3 stocked in every match in Super Smash Bros, now he’s gotta take a naked lap around the apartment complex!

Bro you didn’t make a single basket in our 1 on 1 basketball game, get those clothes off and start running your naked lap.
by ChunkyBenis October 6, 2022
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Lap Gravy

The cum that comes out and lands on your lap, when the girl can’t swallow it all...
Kat was giving me road head on the way over, and I ended up with “lap gravy” because she couldn’t swallow it all...
by Lapgravy101 January 14, 2021
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lap kitty

A person who enjoys bouncing on one’s lap
Person 1: I didn’t know you were a lap kitty
Person 2: I love bouncing on laps…
by Inteller4tdy March 3, 2022
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