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Lap Cunt

You know, like a lap dog, but a pesky, people pleasing, pretensious person. Usually a sexually degenerate female (side piece) that just KEEPS. COMING. BACK. No matter how hard you hit them with a rolled up newspaper.
You need to wake the fuck up and treat me with the respect i deserve, I am NOT one of your fucking lap cunts.
by Daskoon August 27, 2022
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nudie lap

A party game where you have to run a lap completely naked around the neighborhood or whatever area you're in. This usually is a punishment for something, like being shut out in beer die for example.
"Alright the losing team of this boat race has to do a nudie lap around the neighborhood."
by MF Star Boy July 1, 2020
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lap gash

Creative term referring to a vagina as that area of a woman can be said to resemble a gash or wound.
"She's so fat and hot. I'd love to get inside her lap gash." — Abraham Lincoln
by Lively Debate October 31, 2013
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lap greens

The bits of weed that fall on your lap while packing a bowl or rolling ajoint/blunt. Usually added to bowls mid-rotation to "freshen up".
That bowl is almost done? Check your lap for lap greens!
by xBigg_Mike May 8, 2015
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lap action

When a girl wears a loose dress without panties, then straddles her partner and has sex through the zipper in his pants. Minimum effort to get naked is key.
Babe, I'm at the office and super horny so how about you come by and give me some lap action?
by SollyCon February 4, 2014
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lap spray

The splashes that mysteriously appear on laptop screens. They come in all food colors, and are usually difficult to remove when they are colored like sneezes, coughs and snorts. Lap spray is sometimes confused with screen spray, which only appears on large monitor screens
Chris to Jo: the movie was unwatchable on my laptop because of lap spray.

Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray
by Pacific sailor February 5, 2010
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Lap Gravy

The cum that comes out and lands on your lap, when the girl can’t swallow it all...
Kat was giving me road head on the way over, and I ended up with “lap gravy” because she couldn’t swallow it all...
by Lapgravy101 January 14, 2021
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