You know, like a lap dog, but a pesky, people pleasing, pretensious person. Usually a sexually degenerate female (side piece) that just KEEPS. COMING. BACK. No matter how hard you hit them with a rolled up newspaper.
You need to wake the fuck up and treat me with the respect i deserve, I am NOT one of your fucking lap cunts.
by Daskoon August 27, 2022
Get the Lap Cuntmug. A party game where you have to run a lap completely naked around the neighborhood or whatever area you're in. This usually is a punishment for something, like being shut out in beer die for example.
by MF Star Boy July 1, 2020
Get the nudie lapmug. Creative term referring to a vagina as that area of a woman can be said to resemble a gash or wound.
by Lively Debate October 31, 2013
Get the lap gashmug. The bits of weed that fall on your lap while packing a bowl or rolling ajoint/blunt. Usually added to bowls mid-rotation to "freshen up".
by xBigg_Mike May 8, 2015
Get the lap greensmug. When a girl wears a loose dress without panties, then straddles her partner and has sex through the zipper in his pants. Minimum effort to get naked is key.
by SollyCon February 4, 2014
Get the lap actionmug. The splashes that mysteriously appear on laptop screens. They come in all food colors, and are usually difficult to remove when they are colored like sneezes, coughs and snorts. Lap spray is sometimes confused with screen spray, which only appears on large monitor screens
Chris to Jo: the movie was unwatchable on my laptop because of lap spray.
Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray
Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray
by Pacific sailor February 5, 2010
Get the lap spraymug. Kat was giving me road head on the way over, and I ended up with “lap gravy” because she couldn’t swallow it all...
by Lapgravy101 January 14, 2021
Get the Lap Gravymug.