kira language 

kira language is a language speaken by a REALLy bur REALLY pog , amazing , kind , fun girl <33 who's her name is kira , everyone loves the kira language but you have to know and understand kira to understand it ! ITS THE BEST LANGUAGE ON EARTH :
sadly , some people say its misspelling .

kira : helko ! yers .

??? : omg your keyboeard is broken !!!

kira : its kira language

kira language by cerise san <3 January 11, 2022

God's Language 

English. The opposite of Moonspeak.

A: voulez vous couche avec moi?

B: Quit gibbering, speak God's Language.

God's Language by Decency Defied July 2, 2008

Dhaval Language 

A 'special' form of text speek, only used between people with unique characteristics.
Dhaval Language barely makes sense to the majority of people with above than lower quartile IQ's.

Hello my name is dhaval = he.loo my nalk si dhalbv (Dhaval Language)

Dhaval Language by haveachatwithfrank May 2, 2010

Figurative language 

Funny words which mean you're saying something you don't literally mean.

English teachers like to give you nice terms like "Figurative language". It's just useless new names for things you already know.

Figurative language by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

foreign language 

Used to replace a noun, when you could not be any less clueless about this noun. You have no idea whatsoever how it works, behaves, functions, where it lives, and this list can go on infinitely.

Poor Cause He Dropped Out Male: Dang ur hot

Rich Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face, Small Waist, Huge Titties And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Especially my boobs" (exposes breasts which have basic algebra signs tatooed on them)

Poor Cause He Dropped Out Male: "D4ts uhh 4n 14gw1dge" (foreign language)

Rich Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face, Small Waist, Huge Titties And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Your not smart enough to deserve any of this, go back to school moron."

foreign language by Optical_Epilepsy April 8, 2011

Niggerative language 

Where much of the most interesting urban slang comes from, including much in this dictionary. It is later discovered and adopted by other sub-groups such as suburban white school kids, wealthy white college students, trust-funded stoners, racist sport fans, etc.

The two drunken DePaul kids were walking home from the Cubs game and one said, pointing to a woman, "Well, homie, I'm surely going to make her my baby momma". Niggerative language is this, said I?

Niggerative language by yobabymomma September 20, 2007

machine language 

The lowest level of programming language known in computer science. Rarely used due to its intense complexity and incredibly vast array of instructions available. The basemost language understood by most computers and CPU's. Only computer programming gods know this intense language.

Wanna learn machine language? You better study computer mathematics and CPU/Memory architecture first.

6 5 5 5 5 6 bits
op | rs | rt | rd |shamt| funct R-type
op | rs | rt | address/immediate I-type
op | target address J-type

machine language is cruel, but the ultimate weapon when developing software.

machine language by Rale May 12, 2008