lactard

One whose body does not produce enough lactase, who therefore relies on E. Coli for lactose digestion.

"Drink your milk! Oh, sorry, I forgot you were a lactard"

by lactarded llama May 29, 2004

lafarge

A young girl full of STD's from sleeping around.

Boy 1: "i got herpes from that lafarge girl"
Boy 2: "She gave me the clap a month ago!"

by yabz August 17, 2014

Lantar

The only super asshole person in a city. There can only be one Lantar in a city and its impossible to find another one.

He’s a Lantar that he bought “Abibas” shoes and flaunts at the office that he got it for no discount.
“Saala ek number ka Lantar hai”

by akyz July 6, 2019

Laflammed

When you get screwed over for selling something too cheap.

Damn...I got laflammed selling that car for under book value!

by anonymous March 29, 2021

LapTastic

1. An asshat.
2. A jug.
3. A person who lives in Boston.

1. Ryan is LapTastic.
2. I know LapTastic.
3. I heard that Ryan is LapTastic.

by Ahmed September 5, 2002

lafarrah

danish sheepdog breed for fatless glutes. indigenous to the florida everglades. feels most at home in blah situations with hardwood floors and numerous nets.

we trapped that lafarrah in a steel cage using old men's pants as bait.

by cmoney1 December 13, 2008

lafternoon

A time realm that exists between two people who speak to each other in "the present" but live in two different time zones. This causes extreme laughter in the individuals because the present cannot be two times. often in cohesion with nornings ( night-mornings - aka, 11pm-1am)

Boy: How are you this lafternoon?
Girl: Good, though you live in the FUTURE!
Boy: How are things in my PAST?
Girl: hahahahaha
Boy: hahahahaha

by pseuleoderm October 28, 2009